User:Littleb2009/Templates/UW/Uw-vandalism4-im

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This is your only and final warning, you surly dizzy-eyed apple-john! If you, the surly bat-fowling boar-pig as you are, vandalize Wikipedia again, your account may be blocked from editing forever without farther notice, you ruttish fly-bitten pumpion!

Also, yes, you evil beslubbering earth-vexing strumpet, the insults will change every time you see this warning, you mewling dismal-dreaming puttock!