User:Kouznetsova
Natasha Kouznetsova Jørgensen (born 14th of August,1998) is a Danish-Russian student at Cognitive Science in her 1st semester.
Early childhood
[edit]Born half Russian, she has been through several Russian Pioneer Camps and has obtained the skills to not only make a fire, but to keep it alive for 24 hours - which everyone knows is the number one survival skill and comes in super handy at a Friday Bar.
Working situation
[edit]Even though being a student can be challenging enough, Natasha does not settle. She works at the sexiest of the sexiest supermarket chains in Denmark. The one and only: Bilka Tilst. Only for the sake of getting 5% discount of Blend-Yourself-Candy (at Personaledag the discount reaches 20%!) which of course can be shared with a certain ( ;) ;) ;)) group of people.
Known for her footwork and clothes-changing abilities, she will be contributing to the Friday bar committee with poor no-bottle-opener-skills, sick (*coughs) dance moves and level 1000 foxiness that weighs up for her poorly executed dad-jokes (cf. picture below). And if needed she's also really good at fake-crying and she also kind of looks like Greta.
Health
[edit]Her last visit to the bathroom can be described perfectly with Michael Jacksons "Smooth Criminal" while thinking how badass it would be to ride a horse-size bumble bee.
The only thing missing to truly complete her talented self, is to become a member of Broca's Bodega. She's actually so noller that it would be a mistake to not take her.