User:Kompik/sandbox
Experiments with IPA
[edit]Wikipedia:Manual of Style (pronunciation)
(IPA: [aɪ piː eɪ])
[ˈkæɹəktə(ɹ)z]
[faˈmiːli̯̯ən]] [vɔrt], Plural: [ˈvœrtər] [liːni̯̯ə]]
Signature
[edit]Just click on the signature button above. --Kompik 12:21:58, 2005-07-30 (UTC)
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Some useful things to copy and paste
[edit]Footnotes
[edit]- {{|a}}
Useful links
[edit]Wikiversity Translation practice course
I don't know whether project continues - but here you could improve your language skills by translating wikipedia articles (they'll be checked by a native speaker).
Experiments with references
[edit]- R. Engelking (1989). General Topology. Berlin: Heldermann Verlag. ISBN 3-88538-006-4.
Sport tables
[edit]| RUŽ | ART | TRN | ŽIL | NIT | DBB | AST | DUB | INT | KOŠ | SLO | SEN | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MFK Ružomberok | XXX | 1-3 | 4-0 | 1-1 | 3-2 | 1-0 | 0-1 | 5-0 | 0-0 | 1-1 | 1-0 | 2-0 |
| Artmedia Bratislava | 2-2 | XXX | 1-2 | 3-2 | 1-0 | 3-0 | 4-1 | 2-1 | 1-1 | 3-0 | 4-1 | 3-1 |
| Spartak Trnava | 0-0 | 1-2 | XXX | 0-3 | 2-0 | 2-1 | 3-2 | 2-2 | 1-0 | 3-3 | 2-1 | 0-1 |
| MŠK Žilina | 2-0 | 3-0 | 1-0 | XXX | 1-1 | 4-0 | 4-1 | 2-2 | 1-0 | 3-0 | 3-0 | 6-0 |
| FC Nitra | 1-0 | 0-3 | 3-2 | 0-1 | XXX | 1-0 | 2-0 | 1-0 | 0-0 | 0-2 | 1-0 | 2-0 |
| Dukla Banská Bystrica | 0-0 | 2-0 | 2-2 | 2-1 | 1-0 | XXX | 1-0 | 5-1 | 0-0 | 2-1 | 0-0 | 1-1 |
| AS Trenčín | 0-2 | 4-0 | 0-0 | 1-1 | 0-0 | 1-2 | XXX | 0-1 | 2-1 | 0-2 | 1-2 | 0-1 |
| ZTS Dubnica | 2-1 | 0-1 | 1-0 | 1-5 | 1-0 | 0-1 | 0-0 | XXX | 5-2 | 1-3 | 1-1 | 1-1 |
| Inter Bratislava | 2-1 | 1-0 | 2-0 | 1-2 | 3-0 | 2-0 | 2-2 | 1-1 | XXX | 1-2 | 1-1 | 1-2 |
| MFK Košice | 0-1 | 2-0 | 0-0 | 0-2 | 0-1 | 3-1 | 2-1 | 0-0 | 1-0 | XXX | 3-2 | 2-0 |
| Slovan Bratislava | 1-0 | 2-2 | 2-0 | 0-2 | 1-0 | 1-1 | 2-1 | 1-3 | 1-3 | 3-1 | XXX | 2-0 |
| FC Senec | 0-0 | 1-2 | 2-0 | 0-3 | 0-1 | 2-2 | 1-0 | 1-0 | 2-1 | 4-1 | 2-0 | XXX |
Simpsons
[edit]This part of article Homer vs. Dignity was deleted by User:RobJ1981. (→Quotes removed section: take this to WikiQuote) When I have more time, I should move this to Wikiquote.
Quotes
[edit]- Marge: When did we become the bottom rung of society?
Homer: I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos.
- Mr. Burns: You have thirty seconds to "wow" me.
Homer: Well, sir, you see, sir. I've worked here a long time and my wife has a game leg and my kids have game things as well...
Mr. Burns: I don't want your whining! I'm a bored and joyless old man! Give me a "larf"!
Homer: A "larf"? Okay, what's in the news today?
Mr. Burns: Oh, for the love of...! Hurl this (pudding) at THAT! (Lenny)
Homer: At Lenny? But he's a war hero!
Mr. Burns: Well, let's decorate him then.
Homer: No!
Mr. Burns: Not even for...four dollars?
(Homer hurls it.)
Lenny: Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
Mr. Burns: Ahaha, that was capital! My lung is aching.
Homer: I like when I throw the pudding.
Mr. Burns: Do it again—I'll make it an even eight.
Homer: You're the boss! (he hurls the pudding)
Lenny: Ow! I'm in hell!
- Mr. Burns: Let's keep the laughs coming, eh, Simpson? Let's say I make you my executive in charge of recreation. No, better yet... my prank monkey.
Homer: Will you keep giving me money?
Mr. Burns: I can't have my little monkey running around in rags!
Homer: Woo hoo! (he throws a pudding at Carl)
Carl: Hey!
Mr. Burns: (horrified) What are you doing, man? That's Carl! (He leads Carl to an emergency eyewash and cleans off his eye, staring at Homer disapprovingly. Homer grins, nervous)
- Kent Brockman: Whether you're Christian, or just non-Jewish, everyone loves Santa Claus!
- "Yes" Guy (On phone): Mr. Costington, the most wonderful thing has happened! (Silence) A-no... A-no... A-yeeeeeees!
- Burns: What is this? Some kind of force field around these vegetables!
Homer: That's the sneeze-guard. You have to get under it to get salad or sneeze on stuff.
Burns: Ah! Everything is so green and alive. (sucks the green right out a cabbage)
- Burns: (sees a vending machine) Ah. A candy shop. Yes, I'll take two pounds of Bristol's Toffee. Oh, and don't wrap it too tightly. I'm hungry now. (nothing happens) You've made a powerful enemy today my friend!
- Burns: (to Homer) You're so much more fun than Smithers. Why, he doesn't even know the meaning of the word "gay".
- Smithers: Sir, I have a small personal request.
Burns: Of course, Smithers. Anything. (presses a button under his desk labeled "trap door", but nothing happens)
Smithers: I disabled the button, sir. Anyway, I need some time off. As you know, I've been writing a musical about the Malibu Stacy doll.
Burns: A show about a doll?! Heh. Why not do a musical about the common cat or the king of Siam? Give it up Smithers.
Smithers: Actually, we've been booked into a small theater in New Mexico.
Burns: Whoa, whoa! Slow down there, maestro. There's a New Mexico?
Smithers: Yes. I want to go there and make my dream come true. I'll just be gone for a week.
Burns: Oh, fine. I can amuse myself. (takes out a gun which shoots the comical "Bang!" flag) Curses! It's jammed! (after shaking, the flag gets loose and strikes Smithers) Heh, heh, heh. Hi-larious! (sic)
- Homer (to skunks): Oh, am I glad to see you guys. You gotta... (gets sprayed with stink)
Lisa: Dad? The panda was you?
Homer: Did you see Daddy dance? They all saw me dance.
- Ralph: Sim-Sim likes to boogie.
- Moe (after Homer/Sim-Sim is taken away by Ping-Ping): Ha! You ain't gonnin' nowhere, cutie.
- Lenny: Wow, I've never seen you have so many lunch beers before, Homer.
Carl: Oh, I...concur. (Homer and Lenny stare at Carl) Word-a-day calendar.
Homer: I'm just trying to work up the courage to ask Burns for a raise...or a highly paid internship. Something to solve my money woes.
Mr. Burns (entering): Hmm. This must be some sort of cafe-torium.
Carl: Here's your chance, Homer. Mr. Burns just...entered the room.
- Burns: Take that back...for $903.
Homer: I retract my statement.
Lisa: Dad!
Homer: I mean, screw you!
Burns: Well, well. It looks like my monkey has evolved into a man...a poor man.
Homer: Oh, why'd he have to say that extra thing?
- Lisa: Don't you need to practice, Dad?
Homer: I don't need to practice. "Ho ho ho! Merry..." line?
Bart: "Christmas".
Homer (grabs script): What? Let me see that!
- Homer (later): Ho ho ho! Merry Everyone!
- Homer: What can we do?
Lindsey Naegle: (laughs) I'm a financial planner, not a financial consultant. Now, I'd like my fee please. (Homer write on one of Lindsey's business cards) I know you are not a deaf-mute, Mr. Simpson. We've been talking for the last twenty minutes. (Homer throws several cards at Lindsey, grabs Marge, and runs off)
- Financial planner: It doesn't look like you've been saving anything for the future!
Wiggum: Well, you know how it is with cops. I'll be shot three days before retirement. In the business, we call it retirony.
Planner: But, what if you don't get shot?
Wiggum: What a terrible thing to say! (Sarah starts crying) Oh, look! You made my wife cry!
- Lisa: Dad, what happend to the back seat?
- Homer: I spent it on gas money.