User:Koaconstrictor22

Koa blue Shriver, is the champion of the known universe. He can cut bread with a knife, pickles give him strength but water weakens him. He never wins but always succeed's. He is alergic to toothpicks, but butterfly's make him horny. Don't touch his socks or he will throw up on your mother he was born in 1924 and will die n 2026 if u show him anything green, prepare to be attacked. tread lightly he can read your mind. By just the age of 5 he had turned into a volcano spewing only marsh mellow's. he drinks only liquids colored red, and all of his farts smell like coloflower dogs think he's a god and ever doctor he's ever met has tried to kill him do not approach in the dark he currently cultivates spices and roller blades on windy days, and on ice with people he can't see in prison jump suits. he is also the owner of mongolia and working on a proposision to obtian canada

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