User:Kfc18645/Wikipedia-Uncyclopedia-Conservapedia War
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The making of the sides
[edit]After the Great Wiki War, the Remnants of the Vandarchists fled to Conservapedia and the Rouge Admins fled to Uncyclopedia. Wikipedia requested the return of the leaders, but both wikis refused. This meant that Wikipedia was enemy to the other wikis. Meanwhile, cracks were beginning to appear in these other wikis. All the wikis were enemies now.
The Uncyclan advance,2028
[edit]The Uncyclans started the war, mobilising 180,000 forces and splitting them in half. The part in Wikipedia was defeated in June in Gragga Plain, and was destroyed in July, but Conservapedians failed to desicively puncture the Uncyclopedians, but succeeded in blocking them in front of the capital, Conservitas in August. Several raids failed to take Conservitas, and the Uncyclans were short in food. Right then, the remnants of the other offensive, numbering 25,487, enveloped the Conservapedian right and took Conservitas. The Conservapedians tried several sorties, but failed. The Wikipedians made a treaty with Uncyclopedia, and Uncyclopedia took control of most of Conservapedia.Schafly and the remaining Conservapedians were sieged in Conserva York. Several sorties failed to materialise. Schafly's Generals killed themselves, thinking there was no hope. But on sea, Admiral Con Ser Va-James waged a successful guerilla war, almost destroying the Uncyclan navy. In the air, the Uncyclans declared a great victory, but it was the opposite. The Conservapedians took down the Uncyclan Air Force.
The Battle of the Boundary-March 2029
[edit]Denied sea and air domination, General Uncyc LoArthur retreated, harrassed by dive bombers along the way. They had almost reached the boundary when the Conservapedians commensed an attack.The conservapedians had scraped all forces-the army(30,783),Navy(37,348)and even pilots(12,484)but the forces, numbering around 80,000, were still outnumbered by the Uncyclans(100,383), but dive-bombers had destroyed much of the Wilde tanks. The Conservapedians lured the Uncyclans to a valley- the boundary. The Conservapedians blew the front line of the Uncyclans with tanks, but the Uncyclans didn't budge. Failed, the Conservapedians sneaked a division of veterans behind the Uncyclans. The Uncyclans saw this, and firefights issued- all that pushed the Uncyclans dense. Finally, the first Uncyclans fell down the valley. Those that didn't were shot. Many Uncyclans were killed in the fall, in which pellets were showered on them. Just about 65,000 Uncyclans succeeded in getting to the bottom, but then, bullets were showered on them, and the two sides were blocked, which made a massacre. Only 12,000 Uncyclans made it to Uncyclopolis, including LoArthur, who was dismissed. The Conservapedians were inflicted just 4,326 casualties-just 1,287 of them killed, most in the firefight phase.
The Rouge Admin Revolt-2030
[edit]The Rouge Admins of Uncyclopedia, with a problem, revolted in July 2030. By October Huang was overthrown, and Uncyclopedia was out of the war for 4 years.
Wikipedian revolution-2030
[edit]Meanwhile, Wikipedia was going through reforms. It mobilised 400,000 soldiers for maintenance, and other reforms were made. It ended the Vibber-Huang treaty, and prepared for an all-out attack on Conservapedia. Citizendium, led by Larry Sanger, made a coup. They wanted an attack on Uncyclopedia. Citizendium took control of Wikipolis, but later fled to Conservapedia with 100,000 forces. The citizens of Wikipedia made the Golf Court Announcement and revolted with 300,000 forces.
Conservapedian intervention-late 2030
[edit]Sanger and 100,000 forces intervened in October. Jimbo led the Siege of Nurturne, which was the heart of rebel resistance with 75,000, but was wounded. The siege was abandoned in the 28th. As the war seeded into November, Wikipedians slowly subdued the rebels under the able General Brion Vibber and Admiral Riana. Nurturne was finally subdued in the 19th. The Wikipedians were now fierce on the attack.
First Wikipedian invasion-2031
[edit]The Wikipedians opened an offensive with a raid in Khalamel, and sent 25,000 soldiers to the Fiskal Pass. Sanger's 75,000 forces fought like in Thermopylae, but when they had to fight the 330,000 full force of Wikipedia, retreated. The Wikipedians, now thinking they knew the terrain, retreated.
Second Wikipedian invasion-2032-2033
[edit]Wales again mobilised a huge army to attack. The bulk of the army were just normal infantry. Sanger's forces fought a guerrilla war until the Wikipedians set up camp on a huge plain.
Battle of Guemekel-May 2032
[edit]Sanger's 60,000 forces didn't stand a chance with open warfare, so he resorted to a surprise attack. Wales' front was enveloped, but he fought a superbly defensive battle under heavy fire until General Wikipedstraight's 55,000 flank guard arrived. Outnumbered, Sanger fought hard but in the end was driven off. He had lost 21,387 forces- losses he couldn't spare. The Wikipedians had lost 15,000 forces in a total of 85,000 forces directly fighting in the battle. Sanger retreated to Conserva York, and was surrounded.
Battle of Forks-June 2032
[edit]Conservarther's 45,000 and Dippeconserv's 30,000 forces broke the siege of Conserva York and with Sanger's 35,000 left, with 110,000 forces tried to blow a desicive blow against Wikipedia's main army under Wikigrini. They succeded in unlodging Wikigrini's forces in their march to Conservitas, and engaged them in battle. It was a disaster. Wikigrini enveloped the Conservapedians' front, and then let his reserves destroy piecemeal. Conservarther was killed, and 50,000 forces were lost. Wikigrini resumed his march to Conservitas with 12,000 casualties.
Battle of Conserva York-Sep 2032
[edit]A short period of peace followed until Dippeconserv engaged Wales and Wikipedstraight's army close to Conserva York. Dippeconserv succeeded in reflecting the Wikipedians by the cost of 20,000, half his force. Wales, having lost 22,000, marched to Conservitas.
Siege of Conservitas-Sep 2032- Jan 2033
[edit]Wikigrini's 295,000 forces and Wales's 24,000 sieged Sanger, in Conservitas. Sanger attempted numerous sorties, but failed to take an advantage- and he and his 15,000 army finally surrendered in January. Wikipedstraight accepted Dippeconserv's surrender in February and the Wikipedians retreated victiriously to Wikipedia.
Cost
[edit]Conservapedia was ruined by this war. 150,000 of the 200,000 mobillised was lost. Wikipedia sustained the 75,000 losses from the 400,000 mobillised.
Second Uncyclan-Conservapedian War-2034
[edit]The Rouge Admins mobilised a great force of 150,000 while Wikipedia defeated Conservapedia. They were hell bent on destroying Conservapedia, and invaded Conservapedia in January, 2034. The severely weakened Conservapedians sent 40,000 forces out with Sanger, attacking the Uncyclan's flank guard commanded by General Heli Uncyc.
Battle of the Puans-January 2034
[edit]Forced to fight in the dead of winter, the Conservapedians split the Uncyclans in half, killing Uncyc's officers and slaughtering enemies. but the difference in fire power soon came up. The Uncyclans in turn cut the Conservapedians, and after heavy fighting the Conservapedians retreated to team up with Dippeconserv's 20,000 army. This battle was a Conservapedian failure, as they lost 7,384 fighters. The Uncyclans could afford the 12,387 loss.
Battle of the Garking Horn-March 2034
[edit]A short peace was offered, and in March the Conservapedians positioned in front of the 'Garking Horn', a mountain shaped like a horn. The Uncyclans fought and slowly pushed the Conservapedians in half beside the Horn. Split in two, the Conservapedians suffered a huge defeat. Dippeconserv was killed and the Conservapedian army dispersed. While the Uncyclans also suffered a heavy loss(32,329) but the Conservapedian army lost over 45,000 and Schafly and Sanger agreed to become a lord of the Region of Conservapedia. The lands of Conservapedia was taken off to Uncyclopedia.
Second Uncyclan-Wikipedian War-2035-2036
[edit]The Wikipedians were obviously not that happy with the situation. They sent a general to say that Conservapedia should be freed, but the Uncyclans didn't do that. Jimbo was furious.
Battle of Karnak-Corupedianes-Bepstin June 2035 - Feb 2036
[edit]Wikipedians attacked the fortress of Karnak in June. Karnak was quickly dismantled and just a hill was left when 200,000 Uncyclans arrived. For 3 months the possesion of the hill was changed 110 times. The Uncyclans had a 89,000 loss versus the Wikipedian 84,000 and retired to the hill of Corupedianes. Another 4 months passed and on January 23th The Uncyclans retired to Bepstin with 56,000 forces left. In February the Wikipedians commensed an all out attack. Guns prevented the Wikipedians from climbing for 10 days until a better-paved way was found. The Uncyclans were sandwiched and destroyed.
Battle of Sileves- Mar 2036
[edit]The Wikipedian army now numbering around 200,000 was moving north when suddenly all divisions of the army was in danger. They had been ambushed! In 2 hours 10,000 men had been killed but by then the Wikipedians were slowly pushing the Uncyclans away. Right then an army looking to be around 40,000 lingered about the horizon. The Uncyclans retreated knowing them as reinforcements-but The second they reached the line the Uncyclans were enveloped and completely destroyed. They were Conservapedians. Soon the Uncyclans sued for peace-Uncyclopedia became instead a dukedom under Wikipedia.