User:Kelsey Maeder
Born April 3rd 1991, she is the last known living descendant of King Arthur and therefore heir to the known universe. Her Mighty war cry of PI-KU serves to shatter the hearts of men in the battlefield. There she rides her mighty war dragon Vlandar Von Pookie III with the might of 1000 men (or 10,000 monkey man mutants). Not only does Kelsy have the beauty and grace of a mighty queen, but the stealth and awesomeness of a ninja. When Kelsey was a young girl she was exposed to the virus known as neuro-ninjanoma. The virus had only effected potatoes and orange vegetables previously making Kelsy the first recorded human case of neuro-ninjanoma. The virus gave Kelsey underlying ninja skills that she has only recently begun to hone on her personal stimulator 2, her own invention. Her recent acquisition of the fabled blade of her long dead ancestor, the mighty excalibur, has only proved to increase her power tenfold. She also has an unexplainable power of resurrecting dead squirrels and training them to become jedi.
Royal Cabinet
[edit]Kelsey's troop of loyal companions that would follow into the most useless and unfounded of wars.
Dreedra Latham - Secretary of Sexiness
Mikey Faser - Duke of Jumping Motorcycles Over Helicopters
Austen Dahl - President of Pornography
Chris Henzie - Governor of Mysterious Smells
Thomas Schleup - Ambassador of Cheeze Whiz (also Resident Expert on Neuro-ninjanoma)
Jake Hopper - Vice President of Pornography
Meghan Miller - Senator of Awesomeville province of Gratuitasia
Phyllisia Kimbrouhg - Vegan Ninja Jedi Princess
Malcolm Ashton - Minister of Mammogram Sales
Ashley Mangum - Secretary of the AP English Sucks Guild
FAVORITE COLORS!!!
[edit]purple and green