User:Kelpiewiki

This user is a citizen of the Australian state of New South Wales.

His epicness Quandavious Kelpie Dog Dingleheimer I MM. AO. PhD. MD. DMD.
Nickname(s)	Kelpie
Born	1st January -100000000000000000000000000000 Hell
Died	28/06/2022 The darkest and deepest pit of earth
Allegiance	australia
Service / branch	army
Years of service	50000000000
Rank	Super grand mega admiral of the fleet
Unit	1st Monkeyman Regiment
Known for	Destroying china
Awards	being awesome award
Other work	a metal pipe
Website	google.com.au

hi my name is kelpie

i am goofy mf who does random stuff on the interwebs

the voices tell me to create a ritual

i will murder you in cold blood

the math formula for creating kelpie is

$$k=\surd \log _{e}\times 8758\times \infty$$

the chemical structure of kelpie is

$${\ce {C5U12O10Tm8}}$$