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User:Kelpiewiki

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This user is a citizen of the Australian state of New South Wales.
His epicness

Quandavious Kelpie Dog Dingleheimer I

MM. AO. PhD. MD. DMD.
Nickname(s)Kelpie
Born1st January -100000000000000000000000000000
Hell
Died28/06/2022
The darkest and deepest pit of earth
Allegianceaustralia
Service / brancharmy
Years of service50000000000
RankSuper grand mega admiral of the fleet
Unit1st Monkeyman Regiment
Known forDestroying china
Awardsbeing awesome award
Other worka metal pipe
Websitegoogle.com.au


hi my name is kelpie[1]


i am goofy mf who does random stuff on the interwebs

the voices tell me to create a ritual[2]

i will murder you in cold blood [citation needed]


the math formula for creating kelpie is

the chemical structure of kelpie is

  1. ^ my username duh
  2. ^ it was revealed to me in a dream