User:Kanaka maoli i puuwai/sandbox
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<font-face="Courier">This is my sandbox area, where i can practice stuff before putting it on a page. Local Kine Jokes[edit]K, dis is for User:Mahaloplenty. I never make deez up myself, but i know wea fo find um. Hawaiian Astronaut[edit]Three young Hawaiian beachboys were discussing their plans for what they want to be when they grow up and one says he wants to be the first Hawaiian astronaut. And even better, he says, he wants to be the first astronaut to go to the SUN! His friends say, "U lolo or what? U ghun BURN UP!" He answers, "No, brah, leev' nitetime!"
Japanee Man's Sign for Sex[edit]After nights of frustrating attempts of trying to seduce his wife, the Japanese man finally made a proposition to his wife. "If you want to have sex with me, let me know by pulling on my penis one time." "If you are not in the mood and do not want to have sex with me, let me know by pulling on my penis 100 times!"
In Charge of da Supplies[edit]There was a Hawaiian, a Samoan, and a Chinese guy applying for work at a construction site. The manager looks at the Hawaiian and says, "You look pretty big, you can lift all the heavy lumber." He looks at the Samoan guy, "You look pretty big too, you can carry all the bricks, and cement." He looks at the Chinese guy, and goes, "Hmm, you're a little small, but, you can be in charge of the supplies." Later that day the manager goes to check on his new employees. The Hawaiian guy was busy carrying all the lumber, the Samoan guy was moving the bricks and cement, but he couldn't find the Chinese guy anywhere. The Chinese guy jumps out from behind the wall and yells, "Supplies!"
Murphy's Law - - Hawaiian Style![edit]
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