User:Kalapulla123

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First Things First

This user has witnessed the light turn off inside their refrigerator.

General Info

Human
This user is first of all a human being.

This user is a mammal.

This user is a resident native citizen of Finland.

This user is proud to be a resident native citizen of the European Union.

This user is male.

This user is straight
but not narrow.

This user is a gentleman who strives to inspire.

This user has been on Wikipedia for 6 years, 11 months and 27 days.

This user assumes good faith.

Literature

This user enjoys writing.

This user enjoys reading poetry.

This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.

This user enjoys the works of
Ernest Hemingway.

This user adores the works of James Joyce and yes I said yes I will Yes.

Musical Interests

This user plays the horn.

This user's favorite composer is Sergei Rachmaninoff.

This user enjoys the music of Edward Elgar

This user loves
The Beatles.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

This user sees the answers blowin’ in the wind.

This user plays their music in the treble clef.

This user plays their music in the bass clef.

This user is a baritone.

History

This user loves History.

This user is interested in the Renaissance period.

This user is interested in the Romantic period.

This user is interested in the early modern period.

This user is interested in the Spanish Empire.

This user is interested in the
History of the
United States of America.

This user is interested in Economic History

This user has an active interest in social history.

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Worldview

This user may be agnostic,
or then again, perhaps not.

This user respects others, even if they don't respect their beliefs and religions.

This user was Baptised at birth.

This user is interested in the
history of Christianity.

This user knows that
Science Matters.

This user, based on observational evidence and current scientific consensus, believes the universe began with a bang.

This user understands biological evolution.

Politics

This user promotes efforts to counter
climate change

This user supports the
United Nations

This user advocates democracy.

This user believes that liberal democracy is the only legitimate form of government.

This user opposes all dictators and authoritarian regimes.

This user supports and endorses
Social Democracy.

This user is a
Liberal nationalist

This user condemns all forms of antisemitism.

This user supports the independence of Tibet.

This user dislikes
mosquitos.

Philosophy

This user is a Hopeless Philosopher.

This user is an empiricist who believes knowledge is subject to continued revision and falsification.

This user is an
absurdist.

This user is a Determinist.

This user is interested in existentialism.

This user is a Fallibilist.

Films & TV

This user is a cinephile.

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

- "Red", The Shawshank Redemption

This user loves films by
David Lynch.

This user worked for the Dharma Initiative.

ΔTPΔ

This user knows who killed Laura Palmer.

This user works for the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

Fine Arts

This user is an art lover.

This user is interested in architecture.

Wikipedia: Babel

fi

Tämän käyttäjän äidinkieli on suomi.

en-3

This user can contribute with an advanced level of English.

fr-2

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

sv-2

Denna användare har kunskaper på mellannivå i svenska.

ipa-1
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This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

Welcome to my English user page.

I am Kalapulla [ˈkɑlɑˌpulːɑ], an expert on all things classical, a self-declared poet, your average David Lynch enjoyer, and a walking library of knowledge^[1] who prefers to speak the Anglo-Saxon tongue with an outrageous British accent^[2] and a gentle Swedish touch, even though he can't properly speak the latter.

I am a very busy person, and I try to use as much time as I can making Wikipedia a better place. Most of my activities happen in the Finnish-language Wikipedia.

I may spend too much time here. This is where most of the fun in my life happens.^[3]

...And I've just realized that my username probably needs some kind of an explanation for those who do not speak the Great Language of Kalevala. I think it has something to do with a certain food...^[4]

If you have any complaints, please fill out our complaint form and place it in an envelope addressed to the name of the hospital in which you were born.^[5]

For futher information, please visit my Finnish user page.

Please don't read this

Please do not click this citation.^[6]

Endnotes

^ I deny the presumption that this is self-adoration. It is only a name bestowed upon me by a dear friend on a luncheon with a Lutheran priest in Sweden.
^ In reality, my accent is more close to a Transatlantic accent than a truly British one.
^ I know. It's kinda sad, actually.
^ If you really want to know, I recommend you to try and Find the Fish.
^ This is satire. For more, please check America's Finest News Source.
^ Please do not go to my sandbox.

[1] I deny the presumption that this is self-adoration. It is only a name bestowed upon me by a dear friend on a luncheon with a Lutheran priest in Sweden.

[2] In reality, my accent is more close to a Transatlantic accent than a truly British one.

[3] I know. It's kinda sad, actually.

[4] If you really want to know, I recommend you to try and Find the Fish.

[5] This is satire. For more, please check America's Finest News Source.

[6] Please do not go to my sandbox.

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