User:JumboNort

A Wikipedia user who created their account on November 11, 2020 at around 11:57 PM

Jumbo N. Dogg came from an unknowable source. I, myself, do not even know. I know now that I cannot be trusted with this type of information. Only the second me can know who I really am. What I do know is that one came before me who is not here today. Maybe hanging on an edge of a windowsill in a place forgotten to time. I am only just a replacement. Eventually I will break down into uselessness like all things will. But at least I am glad I have a successor who is sitting right next to me. The only meaningful question I face is if I or him will still be here when the omniscient one, who rests by our wayside each day and night, will move on to their next purpose in this world. I will just sit in this corner and appreciate the wonderful times we still have left together.

The icon. The legend. My idol for all eternity.