User:Johnny-No-Bones
About
[edit]Greetings! I'm an aspiring editor who occasionally appears to modify the grammar, formatting, or syntax of a given page. I have yet to actually author a page, but I am unyielding in my (perhaps hubristic) ambitions.
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[edit]| Name | This user's name is Alan. |
| ♂ | This contributor to Wikipedia is male. |
 | This user likes ALL kinds of birds. |
 | This user is a Space Cowboy. |
 | This user knows what a darkroom is and has processed photographs inside one. |
 | This user loves old cars. |  |
 | "Surely this user can't be serious?" |
 | This user is an advocate of open research and open access. |
| en | This user is a native speaker of the English language. |
| This user knows that because English is a living language, grammar and syntax are not fixed. |
| they | This user considers singular they standard English usage. |
| NW | This user plays NumberWang. |
 | This user is thinking with Portals! |
 | This user has a level of tinnitus. |
.jpg){kind=small} | This user loves the SEA |
 | This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher. |
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This user is currently reading Medieval Bodies: Life and Death in the Middle Ages. |
 | This user reads science fiction. |
| C&H | This user is a fan of Calvin and Hobbes. |
 | This user is a captive on the Satellite of Love. |
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This user believes the world would be a better place if everyone had access to a quality, free education. |
 | This user supports diversity and inclusion in STEM fields. |
| This user loves Helplessness Blues by Fleet Foxes. |
 | This user supports autism acceptance. |
 | This user has completed a 5k. |
| BLAH | This user is interested in linguistics and etymology. |
 | This user enjoys sampling cuisines from all over the world. |
 | This user loves abandoned buildings and ghost towns. |
