A userbox is a small box that looks like this. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
ubx -cThis user thinks that userboxes have gotten out of control.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know .
This user reserves the right to completely screw up his own edits.
This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia .
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This user trusts Jimbo .
This user is interested in law .
This user is a former member of the worldwide family of Scouts .
This user maintains a blog .
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user contributes using Linux .
This user contributes using a PC .
64 This user uses an x86-64 processor.
BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
If he had his little way, this user would eat peaches every day.
This user loves to eat pizza .
C This user can't make up his mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both. P
This user passed
GO !
(…so where is my $200?)
cvg -2
This user is an intermediate gamer .
This user contributes using a PC .
TS
Dis gweld es frotogé , en a wooka-dis now!
This user is pretty sure that he is an outlier compared to everybody else.
>_< This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).
This user reads compact newspapers.
News This user reads tabloid newspapers.
blz -0This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand any blazon .
BS -4This user is able to contribute with a near-native level of Bullshit .
du-0 This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).
gb -1Dsh uuzzr izzzabll tuh kuntibbit wizza bveyschhhik lvvllov Gbrsh .
1337 -1Th1s us3r is 4bl3 2 c0ntr1but3 w1th 4 b451( l3v3l 0f 1337 .
pig -0Isthay ersonpay oesday otnay understandway Igpay Atinlay .
dlph Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek .
C -0This person does not understand C (or does not want to program in C).
snk This user says either sneaked or snuck .
…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two .
who(m) This user uses either who or whom in the object case.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
AIM -2This uzer has an intermediate understanding of the AIM lingos . 0_0
Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng
16 This user is 16 years old.
This user's favourite subject isPolitics
This user is owned by one or more cats .
This user owns one or more dogs .
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This user supports devolution of powers to the nations of the UK .
This user believes in the existence of a human soul or spirit .
This user is interested in Theism .
This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.
This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.
馬 This user was born in the year of the Horse .
This user's time zone is GMT+8 .
This user is drug -free .
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
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This user follows his/her own political ideals.
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote .
no nazis
This user opposes facism in all its forms
FCC
This user believes the courts, not the FCC , should define what is "indecent".
This user supports regulated capitalism, and is equally opposed to laissez-faire capitalism and all kinds of socialism.
life choice
This user believes that the pro-life and pro-choice philosophies are not mutually exclusive.
This user is strongly opposed to all forms of eugenics .
This user is a lemming , or at least thinks so.
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This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator . Someday. Maybe.
A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!
This user is not and has never been Napoleon .