User:Joeymeltwater/Plum raccoon

Plum Raccoon' The Plum Raccoon (Listeni/ræˈkuːn/, Procyon lotor), sometimes spelled prune racoon,[3] also known as the Plummy Raccoon,[4] North American prune raccoon,[5] northern raccoon[6] and colloquially as the Plummers,[7] is a medium-sized mammal native to North America. The plum raccoon is the largest of the procyonid family, having a body length from 5 ft. to 5 ft. 7 in and a body weight that can range from 100 lbs. to 165 lbs. Its grayish coat mostly consists of dense underfur which insulates against cold weather. The Plum Raccoon is especially adept at spooning and holding Fissles. They can be very creative and imaginative creatures, often being skilled artists and farmers.

Plum Raccons love to travel. They love beaches and island life especially. At home they are proficient vegetable farmers. The rarest of the mammalian friendships that this particular species adapts in its daily life is its fondness for Poodles as well as fermented cucumbers (known as Pickles). They love with a passion that can sometimes be fiery. The most amazing thing about this endangered species is that there are only 2 of them found in the wild. What is even more amazing is that they found each other.

4 years ago they happened upon each other in the mountains of the Mendocino area of northern california. Never having seen another of their species they fell in love immediately. They have been together ever since traveling about with their Poodle and Pickle companions sharing adventure, love and of course plums. They share a lust for fish, especially when smoked.

It has not always been easy for these two beautiful mammals, but they have persevered in the face of adversity, bad crop production, boredom, crappy food and a population of mostly aliens. Their love remains steadfast even in hard times. The female possesses an exceptional amount of patience in all aspects of life, be it dealing with other animals in the wild or her Plum Raccoon counterpart. She is truly a beautiful and amazing creature. She is talented and driven, focused and wise. All the other mammals and aliens in the forest where they live are aware of her special nature. It is obvious to all who meet her. The male is extremely lucky to have found his mate in the only other known Plum Raccoon on the planet. And they must stick together, as they know, for a plum raccoon without its mate will surely whither and perish from the earth.

Length of Love

• forever and ever....