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Interview
If you are reading this something terrible, terrible, terrible oh so terrible has happened please if you are reading this help us.
>ENTER CLEARANCE LEVEL
>ACCESS GRANTED
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Interview with Dr. {DATA EXPUNDGED}
>Doctor - Sometime after World War I, The Soviet Union created The Soviet Experimental Foundation (TSEF) the exact date is unknown but it was presumably sometime in 1919. They no I shouldn't act like I wasn't apart of it, I was one of the people that led it carried out their dirty work. They started their experiments during 1920, well their human experiments I was locked out of most of it but I moved up the ranks...
>Interviewer - Can you tell us some parts of your early life then how the Foundation expanded?
>Dr - I was born sometime in 1892 I don't know the rest... no clue, but I can tell you how we grew. After Lenin died Stalin funded us, he gave us so much money... In 1929 I was appointed Site Director of Site 03 they also continued the experiments, ramped them up too, got worse I don't know how I dealt with that, how I agreed...
>The Doctor coughs and wheezes before continuing
>Dr - In 1936 Nazi Germany began to uh "steal" some of our top scientists to help with some of their projects, of course we didn't know until after WWII, they founded The German Research Organization (TGRO) of course they didn't begin to ramp up their experiments until they started to take over other places uh 1936 I think.
>I - After the war?
>Dr - Uh after WWII (TSEF), (TGRO) and The Experimental Foundation of North America & Europe (TEFoNA&E, FoNAE, FNAE) united into The International Research Organization (TIRO) they gave us their secrets dirty, dirty secrets and the experiments they didn't have the guts to do and fed us cash to shut up. In 1935 they started Site-07 and finished it in 1947 it was the largest site we had ever built, I became The National Director of The Soviet Union I had a lot of power. The Russian Sleep Experiment? real, most of those creepy-pastas are real. The SCP Foundation? some of those stories are twisted but a large portion of them are real. When American and Soviet relations worsened we also lost funds but thankfully we had other investors. In 1969 after working at that place for 50 years I was accepted into...
>The Dr goes into a very serious tone
>Dr - The group of the most powerful people in the world, unfortunately I can't tell you anymore I did the dirty work now I make people do my dirty work I have a lot of power and you know a little too much. Oh no we won't kill you but take these.
>The Dr hands over 2 oval pills
>Dr - You won't remember any of this so I may as well ramble I am The 7th Councillor to serve as Council Member Four. I don't know how many Councillors there are Seven, Thirteen, Eighteen? may as well be a thousand. I am not ashamed of what I did now it was all for a cause, a good cause it has been 40 years since I joined the council and I have only met "The Man Upstairs" once. Oh! well we only have a minute before you black out Reporter/Interviewer James Fredrick Brown, Smith drag him out back to his house there's a team outside, Jones get the footage, and get someone to write this all down probably Number Seven, she has a lot of free time. Goodnight Mr. Brown
>Mr.Brown slumps over, 3 other people enter the room to help Smith carry him out, Jones tags along to fetch the footage. Number Four is still in the room when the room fills with black smoke.
Note: Number 4 has been missing for a year last time this happened a new Foundation Overseer was appointed, Number 4 may now be the ruler of the world, he is the oldest of us no wonder he was picked, I don't know what happens when a Overseers time is up
Foundation Overseers:
Alexander Ivanov, Russian Heritage, Born 1874, Fought in a large amount of Russian involved wars from 1894-1914, helped lead The Russian Revolution on the Soviet side, name has been erased from the history books, founded TSEF in 1919, served until sometime in 1949 when he vanished, presumably joined {REDACTED}, No known children, unlike the rest was more open to public appearances.
Leon Petrov, Ukrainian Heritage, Born 1893, Served in WWI then left the frontlines in 1917 to help with the Russian Revolution, Possible Nephew of Alexander Ivanov, Joined TSEF in 1919 joined, Joined The Council as The Second person to serve as The First Councillor in 1933, Served as Overseer from 1949-1979.
Joseph George Smith-Brown, American Heritage, Born 1901, Enlisted in WWI in 1917, Joined FNAE in 1944, Joined The Council as The Third, Seventh Councillor in 1961, Overseer from 1979-2009, More information is either lost or simply doesn't exist.
{DATA EXPUNDGED}, Born 1892, Unknown Heritage possibly British, Served in WWI, Served as a General in WWII possibly, Joined TSEF in 1919 (possibly moved to Russia after WWI?), Joined the council in 1969, Became the Overseer in 2009 predicted term to end in 2039 based on information from the previous Overseers.