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[edit]As you saw this page is fake, but here's the kicker this page is real however seems a lot of people think Wikipedia is a terrible website to get info from the title is a joke. Wikipedia articles are safe people take this too seriously, but if you are really worried most articles people get information from can only be edited by wiki admins so if you cant edit it its safe.
Note: this page has a lot of info (I think?) anyone can add to it anyone can change or fix it, some of this stuff may be stolen from other wiki articles (haha).
Secondary Note: I also mainly made this for something for me to go to, to get info quickly.
A Third Note: Please add any and all edits you do in the edits board (please)
Edits:
[edit]- Edit 0 - Created this article, started Prime Ministers of Australia, did US Presidents from Washington to Lincoln.
- Edit 1 - Added us presidents from Johnson to Roosevelt.
- Edit 2 - Added the edit notes, added a third note.
Prime Ministers of Australia:
[edit]- Edmund Barton, 1849-1920, Election: 1901, Time in office: 2 Years 266 Days (1901-1903), Political Party: Protectionist, Monarch: Victoria I.
- Alfred Deakin, 1856-1919, Election 1903, Time in office: 216 Days (1903-1904), Political Party: Protectionist, Monarch: Edward VII.
- Chris Watson, 1867-1941, Election ?, Time in office: 113 Days (1904-1904), Political Party: Labor, Monarch: Edward VII.
- George Reid, 1845, 1918, Election ?, Time in office: 321 Days (1904-1905), Political Party: Free Trade, Monarch: Edward VII.
Note: I've given up on this part if someone wants to do it they can.
Prime Ministers of Versani
- George Smith, 1688-1742, Term: 1730-1740, Party: None, Election: 1729 - 1734, VPM: James Brandy.
- James Brandy, 1683-1751, Term: 1740-1745, Party: Free, Election: 1739, VPM: Martin Jacobs.
- Garry Adams, 1692-1751, Term: 1745-1750, Party: Liberal, Election: 1744, VPM: William A. Smith.
- Martin Jacobs, 1712-1767, Term: 1750-1760, Party: Free, Election: 1749 - 1754, VPM: Leon Brown.
- Arthur George Smith, 1725-1777, Term: 1760-1777, Party: Crown, Election: 1759 - 1764 - 1769 - 1774, VPM: Patrick Adams - Thomas Jayson - Henry A. Williams.
- Henry A. Williams, 1729-1783, Term: 1777-1780, Party: Crown, Election: None, VPM: None
- Sheldon Armstrong, 1731-1784, Term: 1780-1784, Party: Republican, Election: 1779, VPM: Patrick Adams.
- Patrick Adams, 1719-1792, Term: 1784-1792, Party: Republican, Election: None - 1784 - 1789, VP: John Adams
- John Adams, 1742-1801, Term: 1792-1800, Party: Republican, Election: None - 1794, VPM: Paul Harrison
- John Doe, 1763-1812, Term: 1800-1804, Party: Democratic, Election: 1799, VPM: James Jacobs
- Leon Buren, 1765-1823, Tern: 1804-1808, Party: Free, Election: 1803, VPM: James Brown
- "Senator" Abraham Williams, 1759-1824, Term: 1808-1816, Party: Union, Election: 1807 - 1811, VPM: Jeffery Adams, Senator: 1791-1807, 1816-1824
- Thomas Clinton, 1780-1817, Term: 1816-1817, Party: One O Eight, Election: 1815, VPM: Leon Van Hen.
- Leon Van Hen, 1757-1818, Term: 1817-1818, Party: One O Eight, Election: None, VPM: None. After his death The Senate took over until 1820
- Abraham Williams II, 1781-1843, Term: 1820-1828, Party: Union, Election: 1819 - 1823, VPM: Fredrickson Vance.
- George Clinton, 1784-1848, Term: 1828-1830, Party: Democratic, Election: 1827, VPM: Roran Brown - Vacant after 1829
- James Masiv of Resta III, 1793-1833, Term: 1830-1833, Party: None, Election: None Seized Power, VPM: None.
- George Clinton, 1784-1848, Term: 1833-1836, Party: Union, Election: None Senate Elected him in 1833, VPM: Fredrickson Vance.
Presidents of the United States of America
[edit]- George Washington, 1732-1799, Term: 1789-1797, Party: None, Election: 1788-1789 - 1792, VP: John Adams.
- John Adams, 1735-1826, Term: 1797-1801, Party: Federalist, Election: 1796, VP: Thomas Jefferson.
- Thomas Jefferson, 1743-1826, Term: 1801-1809, Party: Democratic-Republican, Election: 1800 - 1804, VP: Aaron Burr - George Clinton.
- James Madison, 1751-1836, Term: 1809-1817, Party: Democratic-Republican, Election: 1808 - 1812, VP: George Clinton - Elbridge Gerry.
- James Monroe, 1758-1831, Term: 1817-1825, Party: Democratic-Republican, Election: 1816 - 1820, VP: Daniel D. Tompkins.
- John Quincy Adams, 1767-1848, Term: 1825-1829, Party: Democratic-Republican/National Republican, Election: 1824, VP: John C. Calhoun.
- Andrew Jackson, 1767-1845, Term: 1829-1837, Party: Democratic, Election: 1828 - 1832, VP: John C. Calhoun, Martin Van Buren.
- Martin Van Buren, 1782-1862, Term: 1837-1841, Party: Democratic, Election: 1836, VP: Richard Mentor Johnson.
- William Henry Harrison, 1773-1841, Term: 1841, Party: Whig, Election: 1840, VP: John Tyler.
- John Tyler, 1790-1862, Term: 1841-1845, Party: Whig/None, Election: None, VP: None.
- James K. Polk, 1795-1849, Term: 1845-1849, Party: Democratic, Election: 1844, VP: George M. Dallas.
- Zachary Taylor, 1784-1850, Term: 1849-1850, Party: Whig, Election: 1848, VP: Millard Filmore.
- Millard Filmore, 1800-1874, Term: 1850-1853, Party: Whig, Election: None, VP: None.
- Franklin Pierce, 1804-1869, Term: 1853-1857, Party: Democratic, Election: 1852, VP: William R. King - Vacant after 1853.
- James Buchanan, 1791-1868, Term: 1857-1861, Party: Democratic, Election: 1856, VP: John C. Breckinridge.
- Abraham Lincoln, 1809-1865, Term: 1861-1865, Party: Republican/National Union, Election: 1860 - 1864, VP: Hannibal Hamlin - Andrew Johnson.
- Andrew Johnson, 1808-1875, Term: 1865-1869, Party: National Union/Democratic, Election: None, VP: None.
- Ulysses S. Grant, 1822-1885, Term: 1869-1877, Party: Republican, Election: 1868 - 1872, VP: Schuyler Colfax - Henry Wilson - Vacant after 1875.
- Rutherford B. Hayes, 1822-1893, Term: 1877-1881, Party: Republican, Election: 1876, VP: William A. Wheeler.
- James A. Garfield, 1831-1881, Term: 1881, Party: Republican, Election: 1880, VP: Chester A. Arthur.
- Chester A. Arthur, 1829-1886, Term: 1881-1885, Party: Republican, Election: None, VP: None.
- Grover Cleveland, 1837-1908, Term: 1885-1889, Party: Democratic, Election: 1884, VP: Thomas A. Hendricks - Vacant after 1885.
- Benjamin Harrison, 1833-1901, Term: 1889-1893, Party: Republican, Election: 1888, VP: Levi P. Morton.
- Grover Cleveland, 1837-1908, Term: 1893-1897, Party: Democratic, Election: 1892, VP: Adlai Stevenson I.
- William McKinley, 1843-1901, Term: 1897-1901, Party: Republican, Election: 1896 - 1900, VP: Garret Hobart - Vacant after 1899 - Theodore Roosevelt.
- Theodore Roosevelt, 1858-1919, Term: 1901-1909, Party: Republican, Election: None - 1904, VP: Vacant until 1905 - Charles W. Fairbanks.
- William Howard Taft, 1857-1930, Term: 1909-1913, Party: Republican, Election: 1908, VP: James S. Sherman - Vacant after 1912.
- Woodrow Wilson, 1856-1924, Term: 1913-1921, Party: Democratic, Election: 1912 - 1916, VP: Thomas R. Marshall.
- Warren G. Harding, 1865-1923, Term: 1921-1923, Party: Republican, Election: 1920, VP: Calvin Coolidge.
- Calvin Coolidge, 1872-1933, Term: 1923-1929, Party: Republican, Election: None - 1924, VP: Vacant until 1925 - Charles D. Dawes
- Herbert Hoover, 1874-1964, Term: 1929-1933, Party: Republican, Election: 1928, VP: Charles Curtis.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1882-1945, Term: 1933-1945, Party: Democratic, Election: 1932 - 1936 - 1940 - 1944, VP: John Nance Garner - Henry A. Wallace - Harry S. Truman.
- Harry S. Truman, 1884-1972, Term: 1945-1953, Party: Democratic, Election: None - 1948, VP: Vacant until 1949 - Alben W. Barkley.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1890-1969, Term: 1953-1961, Party: Republican, Election: 1952 - 1956, VP: Richard Nixon.
- John F. Kennedy, 1917-1963, Term: 1961-1963, Party: Democratic, Election: 1960, VP: Lyndon B. Johnson.
- Lyndon B. Johnson, 1908-1973, Term: 1963-1969, Party: Democratic, Election: None - 1964, VP: Vacant until 1965 - Hubert Humphrey.
- Richard Nixon, 1913-1994, Term: 1969-1974, Party: Republican, Election: 1968 - 1972, VP: Spiro Agnew - Vacant 1973 - Gerald Ford.
- Gerald Ford 1913-2006, Term: 1974-1977, Party: Republican, Election: None, VP: Vacant until 1974 - Nelson Rockefeller.
- Jimmy Carter, 1924-, Term: 1977-1981, Party: Democratic, Election: 1976, VP: Walter Mondale.
- Ronald Reagan, 1911-2004, Term: 1981-1989, Party: Republican, Election: 1980 - 1984, VP: George H. W. Bush.
- George H. W. Bush, 1924-2018, Term: 1989-1993, Party: Republican, Election: 1988, VP: Dan Quayle.
- Bill Clinton, 1946-, Term: 1993-2001, Party: Democratic, Election: 1992 - 1996, VP: Al Gore.
- George W. Bush, 1946-, Term: 2001-2009, Party: Republican, Election: 2000 - 2004, VP: Dick Cheney.
- Barack Obama, 1961-, Term: 2009-2017, Party: Democratic, Election: 2008 - 2012, VP: Joe Biden.
- Donald Trump, 1946-, Term: 2017-2021, Party: Republican, Election: 2016, VP: Mike Pence.
- Joe Biden, 1942-, Term: 2021-2025, Party: Democratic, Election: 2020, VP: Kalama Harris.
- Donald Trump, 1946-, Term: 2025-2029, Party: Republican, Election: 2024, VP: JD Vance.
SCP Foundation
[edit]Note: this next bit is mainly for myself
Light Containment:
[edit]- SCP-914, Safe, "Clockworks"
- SCP-330, Safe, "Only Take 2"
- SCP-458, Safe, "Never Ending Pizza Box"
- SCP-999, Safe, "Tickle Monster"
- SCP-963, Safe, "Immortality" - No Longer Contained in the possession of Dr. Jack Bright
- SCP-207, Safe, "Cola Bottle"
- SCP-120, Safe, "Teleporting Paddling Pool"
- SCP-714, Safe, "The Jaded Ring"
- SCP-517, Safe, "Grammie Knowns"
- SCP-860, Safe, "Blue Key"
- SCP-1025, Safe, "Encyclopedia of Diseases"
- SCP-1499, Safe, "The Gas Mask"
- SCP-087, Euclid, "The Stairwell"
- SCP-148, Euclid, "The "Tell-kill" Alloy"
- SCP-178, Euclid, "3-D Specs"
- SCP-224, Euclid, "Grandfather Clock"
- SCP-1139, Euclid, "The Broken Tongue"
- SCP-902, Keter, "The Final Countdown"
- SCP-131, Safe, "The Eye Pods"
- SCP-2950, Safe, "Just a Chair"
- SCP-1299, Euclid, "Drowning Tub"
- SCP-316, Safe, "Color Draining Light"
- SCP-073, Keter, "Cain"
- SCP-198, Euclid, "Cup of Joe"
- SCP-294, Euclid, "The Coffee Machine" - Currently stored in the site cafeteria with 1 guard always stationed
- SCP-662, Safe, "Butler's Hand Bell"
- SCP-527, Euclid, "Mr. Fish"
- SCP-268, Euclid, "Cap of Neglect
- SCP-500, Safe, "Panacea"
- SCP-529, Safe, "Josie The Half-Cat"
Moderate Containment:
[edit]- SCP-173, Euclid, "The Sculpture" - "The Original" - Reclassed to Keter
- SCP-002, Euclid, "The "Living" Room"
- SCP-008, Euclid, "Zombie Plague"
- SCP-023, Euclid, "Black Shuck"
- SCP-066, Euclid, "Eric's Toy"
- SCP-079, Euclid, "Old AI"
- SCP-409, Keter, "Contagious Crystals"
- SCP-701, Euclid, "The Hanged King's Tragedy"
- SCP-2521, Keter, "●●|●●●●●|●●|●"
- SCP-035, Keter, "Possesive Mask"
- SCP-323, Euclid, "Wendigo Mask"
- SCP-3199, Keter, "Humans, Refuted"
- SCP-745, Euclid, "The Headlights"
- SCP-2059, Euclid, "Wall of Flesh
- SCP-093, Euclid, "Red Sea Object"
- SCP-053, Euclid, "Young Girl"
- SCP-310, Safe, "Eternal Flame"
- SCP-082, Euclid, "Fernand The Cannibal"
- SCP-1048, Keter, "Builder Bear"
- SCP-1048, Safe, "A Hole in The Wall"
Upper Heavy Containment:
[edit]- SCP-049, Euclid, "Plague Doctor"
- SCP-579, Keter, [DATA EXPUNDGED]
- SCP-457, Potential Keter, "Burning Man"
- SCP-939, Keter, "With Many Voices"
- SCP-2006, Keter, "Too Spooky"
- SCP-017, Keter, "Shadow Person
- SCP-1000, Keter, "Bigfoot"
Lower Heavy Containment:
[edit]- SCP-096, Euclid, "The Shy Guy"
- SCP-106, Keter, "The Old Man"
- SCP-076, Keter, "Able"
- SCP-610, Keter, "The Flesh That Hates"
- SCP-682, Keter, "Hard to Destroy Reptile"
Maximum Containment:
[edit]- SCP-055, Keter, "unknown"
- SCP-262, Euclid, "A Coat of Many Arms"
- SCP-001, Safe, "Sheaf of Papers"
- SCP-006, Safe, "Fountain of Youth"
To Be Added:
[edit]- SCP-606, Keter, "The Teacher" - MC (HC possability)
- SCP-1162, Safe, "A Hole in the Wall" - MC
- SCP-343, Safe, "God" - LC
- SCP-368, Safe, "Paper Crane" - LC
- SCP-617, Euclid, "Pet Rocks" - MC
- SCP-166, Euclid, "Just a Teenage Gaea" - MC
Side Notes
[edit]- SCP-617-A "Bob"
- SCP-617-B "Pin"
- SCP-617-C "Boulder"
- SCP-617-D "Brick"
- SCP-617-E "Roller"
Clearances:
[edit]Clearance Level 0, Janitorial Services - Access to Main Sector, Entry Zone. Clearance Level 1, Probation - Access to Main Sector, Entry Zone, CDC. Clearance Level 2, Employee - Access to Main Sector, Entry Zone, CDC, LC, MC. Clearance Level 3, Senior Employee - Access to MS, EZ, CDC, LC, MC Clearance Level 4, Executive - Access to MS, EZ, CDC, LC, MC, UHC, LHC, SC, O5C. Clearance Level 5, High Command - Access to MS, EZ, CDC, LC, MC, UHC, LHC, SC, O5C, RS. Clearance Level 6, Omni, Guru - ALL.
Sectors: MS - Main Sector EZ - Entry Zone CDC - Class-D Containment LC - Light Containment MC - Moderate Containment UHC - Upper Heavy Containment LHC - Lower Heavy Containment RS - Redacted Containment SC - Site Command O5C - O5 Command AC - Administrator's Office
Item #: SCP-173
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.
Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
Addendum 173-01: Sometime during early 2023, SCP-173 appeared to be sprouting?.. 2 other SCP-173s, Senior Researcher [DATA EXPUNDGED] has called for duties to continue as normal. Note: increase the number of Class-Ds to clean from 3 to 5. -Assistant Researcher Brown 28/2/2023.
Addendum 173-02: During a standard cleaning protocol SCP-173 split into 3 looking almost identical to the original one they have all been named SCP-173-1 to 3, SCP-173's have been put into different containment cells, O5-9 has ordered for more security on all Sculptures. -Senior Researcher ███████ 2/7/2023.
Addendum 173-03: SCP-173-2 & SCP-173-3 have split into 2 more Sculptures there are now currently 5 of them, this "Split" seems to happen once every 6 months, some Researchers have said its possible for more than 1 new Sculpture to come from the "Split" O5 Council considering to reclassify SCP-173 as Keter -Head Researcher ███████ 4/1/2024.
Addendum 173-04: SCP-173-1 to -3 are in cable of regrowing more 173's but they appear to be getting larger no extra limbs or heads spotted so far, -4 and -5 currently may split into 2 more or 3 more, guards increased on those 2. -Researcher Brown 5/21/2024.
Addendum 173-05: There are currently 10 SCP-173's contained within Site-19, The O5 Council is thinking of moving them to possible stop the growth? I dunno anymore, SCP-173-1 to -10 reclassed as Keter. -Head Researcher ███████ 17/7/2024.
Item #: SCP-173 Object Class: Keter
Addendum 173-06: There's a lot of them, well not a lot, but a fair amount about 28 I've heard, there are so many in Site-19, The Council is making a new site just for them named Site-173, we have given up on cleaning, SCP-173 has gotten noticeably larger than before, I heard the council is thinking of shooting the ones that haven't split yet into the sun, foolproof plan, some of them can be destroyed with fire, firearms, acid so I think they think the sun is the best option to stop this shit. The only good thing they've done so far is join together to rip apart SCP-682, 682 is dead, finally.-Assistant Research Director ███████ 27/2/2025.
>Alert from Site-173 14/6/2025: oh god there's 64 of those fuckers -Researcher Brown
>Site-19: BROWN WHAT IS GOING ON?
>Site-173: get some people in here i can hear them scraping the walls, help me.
>COMMUNICATION LOST
>fuck
Addendum 173-07: The shooting peanuts into the sun plan has been approved by the ethics committee and all of the O5s they built over 40 rocket ships to launch any that could split into the sun, any that can't split are remaining in Site-173 and Site-19, hopefully this plan works, I hope. -Research Director ███████ 16/6/2025
Addendum 173-08: Things have gone horribly wrong, 4 of the SCP-173 pods managed to break open there's 10 orbiting around the sun, melting sort of, just near mercury, O5 Council has deemed those around the sun Safe for now. -Research Director ███████ 1/2/2026
Addendum 173-09: There are currently over 100 SCP-173's orbiting the sun to avoid giving them all numbers they are just referred to as SCP-173, they appear to be getting closer and we might only have about 4 Years before they reach us, SCP-173 reclassed as Apollyon. -Assistant Site-19 & Site-173 Director ███████ 14/7/2027
Addendum 173-10: There are about 500 of them we only have 3 more years the O5 Council has decided to tell the world about the incoming disaster next month, to help? I don't know anymore, but I pray we survive. I heard they are all hitting ███████████, oh lord. -Site-173 Director, Assistant Site-19 Director ███████ 3/7/2028
Addendum 173-11: The SCP-173 mass horde has been renamed "The Sculpture's Line", fitting because that's what it is a line of 173's. We revealed our existence to the public last month, they did not take it well, but they are beginning to cope, all of the wars have stopped to deal with this possible end of the world event, Russia, China, America, North Korea oh pretty much every country with nukes and missiles is lending them to hopefully shoot down most of them before they hit us, the general public is mostly kept in the dark about the rest, they only know about that Sculpture Line, it's best they don't hear about the other horrors we have locked up, The Serpents Hand has basically disbanded since the public knows now. -Site-173 Director, Assistant Site-19 Director ███████ 25/8/2028
Addendum 173-12: The Council hopes that they hit sooner, because if they do we will have less to deal with, we only have a year to go, there's over 3,000 of them now possibly 10,000 once they get here, oh god. SCP-173-1 has grown drastically, it's taken up it's entire cell, it's just rebar and concrete all speeded out, any that walks into that room is dead if they take their eyes off of one part of it, we had it moved to a must larger cell, but it's already dug itself into the walls and floors, it seems to emit a high frequency, if you stay in there too long you might go deaf or die. -Site-173 Director, Assistant Site-19 Director ███████ 15/6/2030
>O5-██: Johnathan?
>Johnathan: Yes Sir?
>O5-██: Have you evacuated all civilians in the area?
>Johnathan: Yes Sir.
>O5-██: Great, the weapons will be there shortly along with backup.
>Johnathan: We will do what we can to terminate them sir.
>O5-██: Good, is ███████ there?
>Johnathan: No Sir, haven't seen him.
>O5-██: Strange.
Addendum 173-13: I have figured it out, at least I think, one of them hit way too early and I found out its drawn to SCP-173-1, its possible the more you clone them, the weaker they get, they are drawn to the well uh "Patient Zero" so if we destroy SCP-173-1 all of our problems may just go away I'm pitching my plan to the O5 Council, we only have a week before they hit. -Site-173 Director, Assistant Site-19 Director ███████ 7/6/2031
███████: I've got it!
O5-1: Got what?
███████: On how to get rid of all of the 173's
Multiple O5's: How?
███████: Well I have noticed that, well the more you clone them, the more reliant they are on the original, so either we shoot that thing into space or we nuke it, which has been proven to work on others.
-O5-1 Stands-
O5-1: All in favor?
O5-2, O5-4, O5-6, O5-7, O5-11: Aye
O5-5, O5-8, O5-9, O5-10, O5-12: Nay
O5-1, O5-3: Abstain
O5-1: The Tiebreaker Vote is held by O5-9, I'm sorry ███████.
███████: Can't you or Three vote yes?
O5-1: I'm sorry but we need to focus on the horde.
███████: This is stupid we are all going to die anyway whats the point! Might as well give it a fucking shot!
O5-3: Aye
O5-5: Still a tie.
███████: YEAH I FUCKING KNOW!
-Alpha-1 Enters the room and starts dragging ███████ out-
███████: YOU CANT BLOODY DO THIS ITS WORTH A SHOT WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY!
???: Halt.
-The Council looks shocked the guards stop dragging ███████ and let him go-
O5-13: Aye.
███████: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
O5-13: Stop thanking me and go do it.
Addendum 173-14: I don't know if this will work we've got the fucking monster just sitting out there, dropping the bomb now. -9/6/2031
Addendum 173-15: It worked that thing was blown to bits all of those flying 173's just stopped, we knew they would make it safely into the atmospheres and then the ground, based on a couple of early ones, but it seems with the original dead they all just burnt up. We currently have 26 live ones all named SCP-173-A to -Z, Site-173 is no longer important and is possibly being rebuilt into another site not just for 173's, end of the world adverted. -Site-19 Director ███████ 17/6/2031
Addendum 173-16: SCP-173-A has been noticeably growing more limbs and another head, 173 is to be terminated as soon as possible. -Order of O5-██, ██/█/20██