User:Jimmy sun-beam

Jimmy sun-beam, a conspiracy theorist so legendary that his very existence is a conspiracy theory. not much is known about jimmy sunbeam due to his secretive nature. No one knows exactly knows when jimmy was born, but many believe he was born between 1900 and 2017. however this fact cannot be verified due to time travel which jimmy is rumoured to have access to. he has been foiling evil plots all over the world stopping lizard people, the illuminati and handball gangsters. he is a legendary figure of inspiration to many across the world, his stories are the stuff of legend told to young and old alike.

early life

jimmy was born to jane and chris sunbeam in the small town of wodonga victoria in australia. it is rumoured jimmy may have a brother or sister taylor sunbeam, but due to the gender neutral name no one has been able to find out. his childhood was humble he attended wodonga high state school where he achieved very average marks. but his life would take a turn for the worst when his parents were taken by a UFO when jimmy was only 12. the government of the time covered it up as a "freak kangaroo attack", but jimmy never believed the lie due to the peaceful nature of the kangaroos in wodonga, they were so peaceful that many children would ride them around wodonga including jimmy. he was then given to his grand parents alfe and Bertha umuntu. jimmy and taylor had spent very little time with their grandparents before the incident. after spending only a short period of time with his grandparents he was able to uncover that they were secretly lizard people. after a short confrontation the lizard people were arrested. after would they were entrusted to the Baudelaire family where they would encourage jimmy's pursuit of truth. he famously traded blows the likes of mike tyson (the sunbeams next door neighbor in wodonga) and jackie chan when jimmy was barely 14 years old. he also was also trained in marksmanship by ned kelly (distant relative of the sunbeam's) and Lyudmila "lady death" Pavlichenko (friend of the Baudelaire family). when asked why jimmy was trained in such arts mr Baudelaire famously replied with: " sometimes the truth hurts "

by the time jimmy was 18 he could drive war rigs (mad max), perform psychoanalysis, knew his left hand from his right, do mind bending physics, knew all the bones in the human body, could hit a target with a bow 500m away , make memes, ride a horse, watched all fresh prince of bel air, be cool and charismatic, fly plane, space ship and helicopter.

adventures

- Exposed lunch time handball to be controlled by the illuminati as a way make divisions in the population. This caused jimmy to feature on a current affairs program where he was kidnaped by the illuminati after trying to expose the evil plot. After being kidnaped he was taken to their underground illuminate base where he escaped by telling them "Doritos are bad, smith chips are better." the illuminati was so stunned he was able to tunnel out of the base using the illuminati-mobile where he had a shoot-out with the illuminati. He was able to escape using disguise instant costume kit (D.I.C.K). He then trekked across the alps where he met Tibetan monks which showed him how to use magic. He can be found in the marvel movie: doctor strange. While there he found a Nazi super stealth bomber prototype (simmiler to the Amerika Bomber) which he fixed and was able to fly back to his secret base in the wodonga alpes.

famous theory

- Exposed EA for making people paying for bad DLC that was being used for build a planet sized space station called the "death star". Plans for this station can be found in their game star wars: battlefront

- Tinder is breeding a master race through eugenics. Jimmy found this when he used it, because he could never get a date.

- The moon landing are real but NASA edited the pictures to make it look fake to trick Russian spy's into thinking that the USA couldn’t reach the moon and abandon the project. While the USA could land on the moon beating the Soviets. However NASA did not intend that their own citizens would be tricked into thinking that the moon landing was fake. this has been labeled as one of the biggest PR fails of all time

- All the Froot Loops are the same but the loops are just different colours. However because they are different colours they trick the eater into thinking that are different flavors due to the Placebo.

popculture

Marvel's doctor strange

jimmy can be seen in the temple scenes training to use magic.

overwatch

Rumored to be a possible new operator in FPS overwatch.

rainbow six siege

May be new hero in rainbow six siege