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Simon Bonnewell

Born on the 8th September, 1980 of North European royal lineage. Married to a beautiful and loving wife, with 3 boys. A family he will die for.

Some believe he's been causing eruptions from birth

The myth of Mt Etna. The great eruptions of 80! Caused by the so called celebrations of the gods. For A man of flesh and blood, released again from the gates of Valhalla to cause ripples in all those who present and worship false idols for greed, self worth and status. A public and avid supporter of the royal family and its Household Division.

School

Crown Woods seconday final year 1996.

Household Division Motorcycle Club Explained

Created, owned and loved as Chief Executive Officer. The club originally started in conception in 2012. Formed officially in the year of 2014/5. Simon Bonnewell was voted on and Assigned by all other founders [Dale Moxom, John Bonnewell, Pat Jones, Rob Mather and Brian Pippins] as First President and CEO to ruthlessly protect the purity of what the club stands for. Not an association. Something different and not of the norm. Loyal to His Majesty, his family, everything Household division, motorcycles and charitable causes.

There is only one official Household Division Motorcycle Club. For the royal family, veterans of those sworn to protect the royal family in one of the core 7 regiments that guard the palaces and their families.

The club is seen to allow other similar clubs of the same colour. This is to show love among brothers and that a something isnt or may not be for everone with fear or commitments.

Simon Bonnewell served (at the time) Her majesty's service, the Welsh Guards for 6 yrs. Simon is an incredibly proud veteran. A 3rd in line family generation Welshguardsman. His father a war veteran from Northern Ireland in the 1st Bn Welsh, his Grandfather a war veteran from Africa/Italy in the 3rd Bn under the mailed fist.

A master carpenter now though, specialises in hanging fire doors. In his spare time he enjoys, making the lives difficult who give the household division a time.

Social

Simon has played rugby most of his life but his boots are sadly retired. He enjoys sport and Lego now with his 3 boys Jarrod, Dylan and Ellis.

Simon Bonnewell stated he hates the fakeness of social media. You may find him on LinkedIn for the sole purpose of networking. You wont on other means unless fake that is.

Famous quotes of origin;

"Skins waterproof!"

"Lions don't give a s£!t what sheep think do they?"

"Happy days!"

"Things arent always straight on the square. Sometimes wonky, it is important to be a cautions man."

Simons last words

Long live the king!