User:Jeremiahvonschubert

Hello. I am Jeremiah von Schubert. I was born on December 25th, 1953, to a family of German immigrants who had moved to New England. For the first 8 years of my life, I lived in a delicately kept, cozy duplex located in the suburbs of Concord. Shortly after my 8th birthday, My family moved back to the glorious homeland of West Germany, where my father reunited with his parents and put aside personal differences they had acquired two decades earlier. There, he returned to a family business of printing cards and boards for tabletop gameplay. When I turned 14, I learned the ways of the shopkeeper, and began to work in depth with my family business. I remember now my first sale; it was The Beatles playing on the radio, as a young lady about my age walked in requesting a pack of playing cards. I was enamored by her face, and swiftly picked up the pack of cards she was inquiring about. I fell in love with that woman, but I was unable to ever reunite with her. She had disappeared into the revolutions of the 1960s, like many others. When I graduated from school, I left behind my old life in Germany and returned once more to The United States of America, where I took up a job in the stock market. I was a successful swindler of the market, allowing the smooth transition of stocks to currency at its highest value. From here, I took another step into the real estate market, buying many homes and becoming a professional realtor for many houses in the city of Buffalo. Very soon after the scandal that destroyed the presidency of Mr. Nixon, I too seeked a job within the political world, and eventually ran for local political office. After 3 years serving on the City Council of Concord, I received job applications from the United States government, and rose through the political ranks. By the year of 1985, following the re-election of sir Ronald Reagan, I myself was allowed to walk the hallways of the White House. It is my highest honor. I eventually felt disparaged by the constant desk work my job in the political spectrum brought me, so I enrolled into the United States military. I celebrated my 37th birthday whilst stationed for the Gulf War. My compatriots nicknamed me "Old Jerry." After the war ended, I decided that my life had been too much action, so I retired from my job and returned to my work in stocks. Since then, I've been carefully watching the world from above. Through thick and thin, I've seen people fall to deep lows, and soar to immense highs. I am here on Wikipedia to edit the truth about our world. That is why I am here.

I've come. I am editing. I will conquer.