User:Jasonprost
| — Wikipedian ♂ — | |
| Name | Jason Prost |
|---|---|
| Born | Batman (maybe) Glasgow |
| Name in real life | Not Batman (for sure) |
| Nationality | Scottish |
| Country |  India |
| Current location | Delhi |
| Languages | English, French, Hindi (learning) |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Height | 6 ft 2inches |
| Weight | 95 Kilograms |
| Hair | Blonde |
| Eyes | Black |
| Handedness | Right |
| Blood type | A +ve |
| Sexuality | Heterosexual |
| IQ | 112 |
| Personality type | extrovert, freaking banter |
| Alignment | I don't have wheels, I don't need wheel alignment |
| Family and friends | |
| Marital status | Single |
| Spouse | non existential |
| Girlfriend | Volvo S90 |
| Siblings | One |
| Pets | One imaginary unicorn, and another not so imaginary Labrador |
| Education and employment | |
| Occupation | Chief Executive Banter |
| Employer | Banterism |
| Education | Masters in Banterism |
| University | University of Glasow, (I'm being f*cking serious now) |
| Hobbies, favourites and beliefs | |
| Hobbies | staring at a wall, staring at a window, staring at my playstation, staring at my car |
| Politics | They are all dumb*sses |
| Movies | Let's not get carried away here please |
| Books | Ain't nobody got time for that? Jesus! |
| Interests | |
Deletionism | |
Hello! My name is Jason.
My primary interests include Robotics and neural control technologies,I take pride in bringing young technologists and designers to claim their space in Wikipedia and I personally believe that bringing these new talents to the wiki world is more beneficial for Wikipedia than constantly elaborating an already elaborate article of a renowned personality.
I am also intrigued by cars (of all types) and fighter jets.
I am also an avid follower of Formula 1 and my utmost respect goes to drivers like Jules Bianchi and Senna, who died racing.
I was born and raised in Glasgow however I spend an awful lot of time in Asian cities, particularly, Delhi and Hong Kong.
(Please note that the entire infobox is a joke, trying to extract meaningful data from the infobox might result in temporary mental numbness and sheer anxiety, user discretion is f*cking advised.)