User:Jamzyindependentcontractor

Jamzy is a studious and proficient scholar. She creates art and codes unknowingly. “I didn’t choose this life, it just chose me.” She Is confused almost 100% of the time. She does witchy things on occasion and purifies sins. Drinks liquor like water (crown apple). God is most certainly a woman. She’s got your lil b on the camera. She goes crazy but is actually very sane. She sees those in her dreams who typically confuse her. She is an independent contractor with no in-person affiliations with Ariana Grande, Elon Musk, Kevin Gates, Kaitlyn, Jeff Bezos, Pete Davidson, Kim Kardashian-West, Bill Gates, or the VA for that…fox t lot of ya. She makes rogue appearances across the internet and Saturday Night Live, apparently. She seems to travel to Greece, drive a Range Rover, and own a Tesla. The house she lives in may or may not be a hot tub time machine. Her black bra is showing on the couch at all times where she remains free from the constraints of said bra 85% of the time. The emperor is indeed a Pomeranian, but unlike Ariana’s, mine shares a little Mexican trait. The pomchi, Princetopher. Beside Prince (penny) stands a standard Australian shepherd—Rosie. She travels on wild silly goose chases across the panhandle of Florida and southern Alabama. Her family consists of Karma Kelly, Bruce Kelly, Jonathan Megason, Kimberly Gilroy, Kamella Stebbins (RIP), Jeff Stebbins, and Pierson Megason (son), etc. She likes Roses and Gold, speaks to archangels (Michael) infrequently. Uses tarot when Jedediah needs assistance. Thirty days of flowers is an understatement, as this has gone on for much longer than I anticipated. She sings and dances like the jamzy she is. Her mom got the horses in the back. She can see into the future and can cure AIDS. She has the Hisense. It would be a disservice not to include the Juice Head peach pear flavor she loved to vape. Now she uses disposables to further display her iron lungs. Zero is the highest number she is capable of scoring on the test. She has the connections at Tyndall. A study Bible was gifted to her on her birthday. Her favorite EDM mix is NGHTMRE on diplo and friends. When she’s sad, she listens to Jamestown Story’s Futile Road. She is a bird in a cage who would like to fly. She plays the Nintendo switch with her son. And had awful tension problems she cures with the slate gray (patent pending). Wine & Friends are always better together. “I achieve success, I achieve happiness” is her dream. “True friendship isn’t about being inseparable, it’s about being separated and nothing changes.” Also, can someone please find me, I’m dying.