User:James Kell

James Kell is a longtime Wikipedia user who was forced to become an editor after finding an absurdly inappropriate section on Mollusk anatomy in the Navel article. After moving this section to Umbilicus (mollusk) and creating Umbilicus (disambiguation), Kell discovered that Umbilicus Urbis Romae and Milliarium Aureum seemed to be suffering from identity crises. Kell, who is a bit of a perfectionist, is currently agonizing over a rewriting of Umbilicus Urbis Romae, despite the fact that he knows next to nothing about the subject.