User:J Clear/Stars and bars

Having decided I like the retro userpage I created before I knew any better, I'm putting my Barnstars, Service Awards, User Boxen and Ego wall items on this sub page.

Awards

		The TomStar81 Spelling Award
		Be it known to all members of Wikipedia that J Clear has corrected my god-awful spelling on the page USS New Jersey (BB-62), and in doing so has made an important and very significant contribution to the Wikipedia community, thereby earning this TomStar81 Spelling Award and my deepest thanks. Keep up the good work! TomStar81 (Talk) 01:38, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

		The TomStar81 Spelling Award
		Be it known to all members of Wikipedia that J Clear has corrected my god-awful spelling on the page User:TomStar81, and in doing so has made an important and very significant contribution to the Wikipedia community, thereby earning this TomStar81 Spelling Award and my deepest thanks. Keep up the good work! TomStar81 (Talk) 20:36, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Service awards

This editor is a Grognard Mirabilaire and is entitled to display this 1937 Wikipedia First Edition.

User boxen

Wikipedia universe This user is a participant in WikiProject Ships. This user helps out newcomers. This user contributes to Wikimedia Commons. This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits. This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit. This user is one of an infinite number of "monkeys" editing Wikipedia right now. Real world This user is a telecommunications engineer. This user was a Hardware Engineer This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain. Geography This user has visited 31 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.31 This user lives in the U.S. Commonwealth of Pennsylvania This user lives in or hails from Philadelphia. Age This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know. This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone.

Computing This user contributes using an Apple Mac Mini computer. X This user runs Mac OS X Snow Leopard (10.6) This user uses an AMD processor This user contributes using FreeBSD. vi_This user contributes using vi. Programming languages asm-2This user is an intermediate assembly language programmer. BASICThis user can program in BASIC. C-2This user is an intermediate C programmer. cshThis user writes C-shell scripts, but knows why that is considered harmful. forThis user can program in Fortran. Lisp(lambda (user)     (setf (lisp-p user) t)) pasThis user can program in Pascal. PerlThis user is just another Perl hacker. Rot13-2Guvf hfre vf noyr gb pbagevohgr jvgu na vagrezrqvngr yriry bs Ebg13. shThis user writes Bourne shell scripts.

Wikipedia:Babel enThis user is a native speaker of the English language. es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español. Search user languages Grammar to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. their there they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! your you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. .  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period. A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma. itsThis user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has). Education NHS This user is a member of National Honor Society. This user graduated from MIT. SB CSEThis user has a Bachelor of Science degree in Computer Science and Engineering. This user attends or attended Villanova University MEngThis user has a Master of Engineering degree in Computer Engineering.

Music This user enjoys psychedelic rock. band-2This user listens to Allman Brothers. fan-2This user likes Johnny Cash. fan-2This user likes Jim Croce. band-3This user likes Grateful Dead. fan-2This user likes Jimi Hendrix. band-3This user likes Little Feat. fan-2This user likes Bonnie Raitt. Blue This user enjoys The Blues. Random DThis user reads Dilbert. SidThis user most closely identifies with Sid in User Friendly. TrekThis user is a Trekkie or Trekker. This user is a fan of Captain Scarlet. -xenThis user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time. This user has read the essay on userbox personalities and might be a Right leaning Libertarian. J Clear believes there is no cabal. And actively opposes it. This user knows The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. 6 C 12.011This user is made out of Carbon. This user's cats have their own userbox. ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.