User:Ink Pudding
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[edit]- To the Looking-Glass world it was Alice that said
- "I've a sceptre in hand, I've a crown on my head.
- Let the Looking-Glass creatures, whatever they be
- Come dine with the Red Queen, the White Queen and Me!"
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[edit]- Then fill up the glasses as quick as you can,
- And sprinkle the table with buttons and bran:
- Put cats in the coffee, and mice in the tea--
- And welcome Queen Alice with thirty-times-three!
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[edit]- "O Looking-Glass creatures," quoth Alice, "draw near!
- 'Tis an honour to see me, a favour to hear:
- 'Tis a privilege high to have dinner and tea
- Along with the Red Queen, the White Queen, and Me!"
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[edit]- Then fill up the glasses with treacle and ink,
- Or anything else that is pleasant to drink:
- Mix sand with the cider, and wool with the wine--
- And welcome Queen Alice with ninety-times-nine!