Michael, also known online by the pseudonym imbuedfilmdude, is a morbidly dysfunctional, Jewish, homosexual teenager from New Jersey with strong interests in learning, research, performing/visual arts, getting everyone to keep their opinions to themselves, and expounding upon the importance (and grammatical regulation) of the Oxford comma.
Below are a series of userboxes that Michael would agree largely encompass his personality. Keep in mind that, after all, it is none of your business, but Michael is very open to debate.
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This Wikipedian was born on 12 October 2001 and is 23 years, 1 months, and 1 days old.