User:Idiota Invisível

For those of you who are wandering, Idiota Invisível means Invisible Idiot in portuguese. But not Portugal portuguese. Brazilian portuguese.

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About me

Because every user profile has to have something at least 5% similar to this.

Well, let me be fast. I'm a male; my favorite color is grey: dark, clear, or silvery (depending on the ocasion); althought I'm from Brazil, I like to speak in english when I'm alone, sometimes I even do it without thinking; I think love is the most powerful force in the world (I'm not being sarcastic!); it's really easy for me to like a movie, but it's really hard to REALLY like one; I hated the end of Ichigo 100%; I don't like exclamation points, but I still use them sometimes; if I found a bottle with a genie inside it, I would ask him to give me the ability to stop time, telepathy and the end of world hunger (but not suddenly, step by step).

My favorite expressions:

• "Curiouser and curiouser..."
• "Unbelievablee!" (that's right, with two ees)
• "What the..."
• "Ditto, ditto!"
• "Contrariwise!"
• "Joincidence?"
• "I've got the spins."
• "Wonderless." (this has the meaning of wonderful when you are being sarcastic)
• "The inverse is also/not so true."

(I will include more when I remember them)

My favorite words (in portuguese)

• "Paradigma"
• "Patogênese"
• "Cárcere"

Phrases that were at least 20% created by me:

• "Patience is a virtue, and hunger is a desperation."
• "Don't wanna be an Invisible Idiot" (singing as "American Idiot" from Green Day; that one occured me in a sudden)
• "Always protect your back, little grasshopper!"
• "Always chew the salt before you swallow it, little grasshopper!"
• "Everything has 50% of chance of happening: or it happens, or it doesn't." (OK, this one isn't even 10% my creation, but I really like it)
• "The best way to begin a friendship is having sex. The best way to end a friendship is having sex too."

Phrases that, when you ever say in my presence, will make me start singing a song:

• "Who are you?"

• "Sooner or later..." <- specially this one!

Favorites

• A book: "The Catcher in the Rye"
• A movie: "Big Fish"
• A TV show: "Life As We Know It" (until it got cancelled; Why, God, why?)
• A manga: "Love Hina"
• A videogame: "Super Smash Bros. Melee"
• An internet site: "The Kingdom of Loathing"

My plans for the future

Well, I have three dreams that I would really like to see coming true in the future:

1: I want to be a successful writer, maybe even with a best-seller or two.

2: I want to be married and happy with the girl I'm in love with.

3: I want to be in the Guiness Book of Records with the record "Biggest sculpture constructed only with Tic-Tac lids" and I want my picture right next to the picture of the "World's most colorful blur". As my latest attempt to create that kind of structure is now missing, I'll have to try harder at this one. At least the girl I love liked it (see plan #2).