User:I.Do.In.Fact.Exist

What hath God wrought?

STUFF

This user plays Dots and Boxes

This user plays table football, or "foosball".

lang-0

This user cannot read or write any languages. Assistance is required.

BS-N

This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

This user enjoys playing card games.

This user is (well, practically one anyway) a Chess grandmaster

This user loves abandoned buildings and ghost towns.

This user is a birder.

This user is a swimmer.

This user is an amateur magician.

This user plays bocce.

This user is interested in
Geology

This user collects Minerals

This user likes austinite.

This user plays Cribbage.

This user enjoys canoeing.

This user contributes using
Chromium.

This user is a bibliophile.

met?

This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

This user is a backgammon player.

This user is an Eagle Scout.

SORT

This user may be a bit eccentric, but is definitely not demented.

This user is a
curmudgeon

This user loves fungi.

This user talks to plants.

This user knows how to
Find x.

10

This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not.

This user believes in Bigfoot.

This user wishes the passenger pigeon wasn't extinct.

This user plays Atomic Chess. You don't want to mess with atoms.

This user swears by Science that they are an atheist.

This user is not yet dead.
Please check back later...

ALIVE

This user hasn't died yet, miraculously.

This user remembers the
Stone Age

This user emits 0.1 μSv of ionizing radiation per eon.

This user ate a LiPo Battery and can now predict the future.

This user owns a Casio F91W, and therefore is potentially a terrorist.

This user is an unskilled worker, and damn good at it.

This user is pretty sure that they are an outlier compared to everybody else.

This user has been
meaning to join the
Procrastinators' Club
for several years.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

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I CAN'T

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

This user misses his/her companion cube, but however realizes that it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to him/her.

This user doesn't drink, and has a healthy liver to show for it.

This user believes in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.

This user swears by Science that they are an atheist.

This user believes that
guns are for wimps.
Throw an axe instead.

This user knows the cake is a lie.

I am a Very Smart Person, and I will be slowly and painfully working out the surprisingly obvious.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exist elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -Calvin

George Wahington once said; "Don't believe everything you see on the internet."

Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything is. . . is. . . is. . . 42!

I live on the earth, and I like nutcrackers, books (obviously), and animals. I am an eagle scout and knows a little aviation. I am currently trying to get a private pilot license. In the fall, I go and collect morels from my local park. I also like to design things.

I can ordain people...