I'm an internets celebrity now! Good ol' logical argumentative skills got some "Oh, snap!"-worthy quotes of mine on a featured article at Encyclopedia Dramatica. (I'd have been on the debate team in high school, but I was scared of my own shadow. To be fair, though, my shadow was one intimidating motherfucker.)
Judas Priest - Like them or not, there's no denying this band has had a huge influence on heavy metal. After chewing through drummers like a chipmunk through acorns, Priest has kinda washed out, but they're still better than Death Cab for Cutie. I'm waiting for a day when I feel enough like slogging through the entire article AGAIN to completely rewrite it AGAIN, because people keep adding the most worthless lines and no one seems to catch it.
Kamen Rider 555 - Great show. But, swear to God, if I have to totally rewrite the entire thing in Esperanto to make the goddamn page fail less, I'll do it. Don't push me!
Star Trek: Enterprise - Love it. Too bad it got cancelled so quickly. Thanks for the support, Trekkies. Let's hope your irrational hatred for everything non-TOS doesn't reset with the new movie, assholes.
Kamen Rider Blade - I accidently started an edit war over this article the other day. It's a good show, but like so much else in WikiProject Tokusatsu, it's overflowing with garbage that some parties refuse to let be removed. Go figure.
Because damn near every userpage has this section, presumably to see whose e-cock is bigger, I'll include my own section for the sake of it.
Karsa Orlong - A character from some books. I liked him, he had no page, I made it. Apparently, I made my account here just for this article, and contributed to the whole Malazan Book of the Fallen thing for a bit right at the start.
Meanas - From the same series as Karsa, it's a fictional realm in the ZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzz.... it's since been merged into another article, which is fair enough.
Cotillion (Malazan) - Hey, look. More Malazan stuff. This guy lives in Meanas, so... yeah. I've mostly abandoned my Malazan stuff; it's not even on my watchlist anymore.
Iron Dawn - A book by an author I adore. I haven't even read this book, honestly, but that doesn't mean I don't want to. I made it with the intent of reading the book and then writing the article, but the book is extremely hard to find.
List of Kamen Rider 555 episodes - I think the title explains it all. The series needed the episodes split off, so I did. Now, if only someone else would write the summaries. I don't feel like downloading the series all over again.
Where My Heart Will Take Me - An article about a song, split off from a huge section that had little to do with the song, thusly... ta.