Hello, I am Wikipedia user HerodotusTheFraud, a name obviously inspired by the ancient Greek historian Herodotus of Halicarnassus.
Unfortunately, 'Herodotus the Fraud' is a strange and paradoxical name. Since I claim to be a fraudulent Herodotus, and not actually Herodotus, am I actually a fraudulent Herodotus, or a fraudulent fraudulent Herodotus? Or is claiming to be a fraudulent Herodotus not fraud? Someone better versed in philosophy and sophistry could and probably should explain this in a more rational, or perhaps more pedantic, fashion.
For your efforts during March Madness 2017, I hereby award you this barnstar. Thank you for your contributions. Regards, AustralianRupert (talk) 08:35, 2 April 2017 (UTC)
2017 Military History Newcomer of the Year
As voted by your peers within the Military history WikiProject, I hereby award you the Golden Wiki as the recipient of the 2017 Military History Newcomer of the Year Award. Congratulations, and thank you for your efforts in 2017. AustralianRupert (talk) 02:14, 30 December 2017 (UTC)