User:Hermanjoshua
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Hermanjoshua is from Livingston, New Jersey (state motto: "Our Governor Drives Faster Than Your Governor"). He currently resides in Brooklyn, New York.
He would like you to know that he is aware that parts of his home state may appear inhospitable, and that you, in turn, should be aware that that those areas are maintained in that condition to keep the rest of you out. He would also like you to know that he is aware of his New York-centric world view, but believes that such a view is justified in light of the fact that New York City is, in fact, the center of the universe.