User:Helpergnome

I'm a freelance author of spiritual books, currently living in Europa.

If you can't find me I probably dropped off in some library. Or got eaten by a bookworm.

My eyesight is failing me. If I bump into you and still not recognize you it is because my ultrasonic detectors also fail me.

Please wear a warning sign and/or beeper if you try to approach me.

You can also follow my cat "Evadne" and meow if you don't want me to trip over you. But please avoid to climb onto the furniture.

Thank you very much.