User:Heartybrock

Heartybrock is the future creator of the Wikipedia page "Brock Giftmann," who is Western society's idol. Brock Giftmann grew up with a wealthy father who taught him how to hunt and build houses. Giftmann moved out at 14, and went to Germany for university. After receiving a degree in Agricultural Business, the now 16 year old became an urban farmer and invented the Armor Jug chemical that helps preserve passion fruits. While the world was congratulating his achievement, he was back in university, taking courses on Advanced Chemistry. He went back to his hometown after success in the class, and met the first of his seven future wives (a ladies' man, indeed), Marybeth Opfer. They traveled to Victoria, BC, Canada to start the Armor Jug Saga business together. Giftmann proposed at age 19, Marybeth being 14 (the young, precious lass that all men want!). After their divorce two years later, Giftmann chased other beautiful women until he went missing. He's been missing for four years. I guess we loved him too much.