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Episodes

Winners are highlighted in bold

Overall Episode	Series Episode	Air Date	Panelists	Topics	Reference
1	Pilot	22 December 1967	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Wilma Ewart, Beryl Reid	Excuses for being late, Knitting a cablestitch jumper, Keeping fit, Phrenology, The English nanny, Things to do in the bath, What to buy in a jumble sale, The many uses of bubble gum, Chinese restaurants

Series 1

Overall Episode	Series Episode	Air Date	Panelists	Topics	Reference
2	1	29 December 1967	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Sheila Hancock, Carol Binstead	Bedrooms, My life, Horror films, My worst enemy, The art of winning at bingo, Derek Nimmo, Gas
3	2	5 January 1968	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Betty Marsden, Elisabeth Beresford (winner unknown)	unknown
4	3	12 January 1968	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Isobel Barnett, Bettine Le Beau (winner unknown)	unknown
5	4	20 January 1968	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly, Prunella Scales	The brownies, Chemist shops, The telephone, Embarrassments, Useless information, Travelling by air, Northern Ireland, Being absolutely sincere, My best enemy, Ice, Silence
6	5	27 January 1968	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Marjorie Proops, Millie Small (winner unknown)	unknown
7	6	2 February 1968	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Aimi Macdonald, Una Stubbs	My honeymoon, My bedroom, racing, The oldest joke in the world, Your school days, Cutting books, Making a cheesecake, Gatecrashing, What to sell at a jumble sale, This audience, Holidays
8	7	9 February 1968	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Lucy Bartlett, Anona Winn	Bloomer, Things I throw away, Getting ready to go to bed, Bread and butter pudding, Paying a visit to the dentist, What Gladstone said in 1894, Things that make me blush, Beauty competitions, Australia
9	8	17 February 1968	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly, Charmian Innes (winner unknown)	unknown
10	9	23 February 1968	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Barbara Blake, Renee Houston	My first grown-up dress, What to take on a picnic, How to shrink a human head, Bankers, Greenhouse plants, Things I must warn my children about, Derek Nimmo, Snakes as pets, The people next door, Ice cream sundaes, Painting the kitchen
11	10	1 March 1968	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly, Eleanor Summerfield (winner unknown)	unknown
12	11	8 March 1968	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly, Betty Marsden (winner unknown)	unknown
13	12	15 March 1968	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly, Charmian Innes	When I wear a top hat, Introducing people, Drunkenness, Holiday brochures, An exotic dish, Uniform, Going to the hairdresser, Writing thank-you letters, Pantomimes, Fingernails
14	13	22 March 1968	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly, Betty Marsden	Keeping wicket, Favourite smells, Being in bed with flu, How the spring makes me feel, The Entente Cordiale, What to take away for the weekend, The importance of art, Doctor's prescriptions, How to perform a Cornish floral dance.
15	14	29 March 1968	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly, Charmian Innes	Outdoor games, Hay fever, Photo finishes, Easy ways to lose a man, Indoor games, Autographs, Taking photographs, Hollywood, Toothpicks
16	15	5 April 1968	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly, Aimi Macdonald	How to stay lovely, It, Pocket money, Gold shares, What I like about money, Ornithology, Nothing, Throat sprays

Series 2

Nicholas Parsons appeared as a panelist during episode 2,3, and 4. The show was chaired by Clement Freud (episode 2), Geraldine Jones (episode 3), and Kenneth Williams (episode 4).

Overall Episode	Series Episode	Air Date	Panelists	Topics	Reference
17	1	30 September 1968	Kenneth Williams, Clement Freud, Geraldine Jones	Learning to fly, Beans, Making friends, Writing books, Lipstick, The bank manager, Traffic jams, Puffballs
18	2	7 October 1968	Kenneth Williams, Nicholas Parsons, Geraldine Jones	Making an entrance, The parson's nose, Trunks, Keeping pets, Getting bubbles into soda water, Hesitation, My favourite meal, The best way of entertaining friends, Bowling
19	3	14 October 1968	Kenneth Williams, Clement Freud, Nicholas Parsons	How to eat macaroni delicately and without cutting it, Mumbo jumbo, Getting out of jail, Hocus pocus, My most miserable moment, Disposing of orange pips, Being measured for a suit, How to open a bazaar, The sport I least enjoy, What to do when sleep is impossible
20	4	21 October 1968	Clement Freud, Nicholas Parsons, Geraldine Jones	The days of the week, Parking meters, Wine women and song, Benjamin Franklin, Stirring up a hornet's nest, Blancmange, Yodeling, Applause, Annual reports
21	5	28 October 1968	Kenneth Williams, Clement Freud, Geraldine Jones	Winter woollies, Impressing strangers, Matches, Grandiloquence, The art of letter writing, Bird watching, Humbugs, The opposite sex, English slang, Brewing
22	6	4 November 1968	Kenneth Williams, Clement Freud, Geraldine Jones	Pythagoras, Making a cup of tea, Proposals, Spooks, The weather, Relations, Getting a break, The things in my wallet, Making an exit

Series 3

Overall Episode	Series Episode	Air Date	Panelists	Topics	Reference
23	1	31 December 1968	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Geraldine Jones (winner unknown)	unknown
24	2	7 January 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Geraldine Jones	How to get a seat in a crowded train, The things people try to get me to do, Odd letters I have received, Betting slips, The tonic solfa, Castles in the air, Showing the flag, What to do with spare time, Weddings
25	3	14 January 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly	Doing nothing, Model making, Osteopathy, Backing out of the garage, Useless household gadgets, Anniversaries, Taking big, The Au-pair girl, Punctuality
26	4	21 January 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly	What you see in the looking glass, Plain speaking, How to eat a crumpet, Paying the bills at the end of the month, Camping, The cult of nudism, Public relations, Holiday brochures
27	5	28 January 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Betty Marsden	Striking a fresh acquaintance, What to do when you've ricked your back, Dentists, The big dipper, Slang, Utopia, My favourite pudding, My most unforgettable character, Automatic dishwashers, Things I keep under my bed
28	6	4 February 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Lucy Bartlett	Dogwatch, How I get my own way, The birds and the bees, My favourite sport, Tatting, Other people's manners, Waiting for the phone to ring, Getting my high heel caught in the pavement, Gambling, How to be perfectly happy
29	7	11 February 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Geraldine Jones	Giving up smoking, Hackneyed phrases, The pop scene, Why I believe in the fairies, What to do when you get stuck in the elevator, Inter-stellar space, Why I've given up stockings in preference for tights
30	8	18 February 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Geraldine Jones	The best hour of the week, What to take away for the weekend, Speaking to the income tax man, Getting the best of an argument, What to do for cold feet, The times that I wear my bikini, Collecting silver
31	9	25 February 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly	Gossiping, Seaside postcards, Curiosity, Making the bed, Duck clippers, The most dreadful thing that ever happened to me, Things I do when nobody's looking, Famous last sayings, My most important discovery, My first audition
32	10	4 March 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly	What to do with your vitality, Changing the guard, How to make your own gin, Things I write in my diary, Preparing for the worst, The ideal man, Where I get my inspiration, What to do if you get your big toe caught in the bath tap
33	11	11 March 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Aimi Macdonald	How to be good, Things I say when I'm happy, My favourite zoo animal, The common touch, Pulling faces, What Socrates said, Judging a baby show, The last time I played hockey
34	12	18 March 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Juno Alexander (winner unknown)	unknown
35	13	25 March 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Geraldine Jones	How best to colonise the Moon, Evolution, Victoriana, Taking photographs, Hypnotism, Stuttering, Habits, Sewing, The rush hour, Computerising The kitchen
36	14	1 April 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Geraldine Jones (winner unknown)	unknown

Series 4

Nicholas Parsons appeared as a panelist during episode 21, and 22. The show was chaired by Clement Freud (episode 21), and Kenneth Williams (episode 22).

Overall Episode	Series Episode	Air Date	Panelists	Topics	Reference
37	1	29 September 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly	What to reply to how do you do, Being a bridesmaid, Things I would abolish, Who I would most like to be other than myself, The perfect friend, The perfect idiot, My school days
38	2	6 October 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Miriam Karlin	Where to draw the line, Wearing funny hats, What goldfish think about, Getting dressed on a public beach, The advantages of not being on the telephone, Dieting, Complaining about neighbours
39	3	13 October 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Geraldine Jones	Preventing long telephone conversations, Why I am so popular, What they may find on Mars, Keeping one's temper, Useless occupations, Queuing up at the Post Office, Curling, Why I like men, My relations
40	4	20 October 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Juno Alexander	The function of a good waiter, The bloom of youth, Indoor plants, What the Romans do, Elephants, Happiness, My birthday
41	5	27 October 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Teddie Beverley	The things I say, What to look for in a good second-hand car, The dog next door, Winkles, How to be good, Parking, Kneeology, Paddling
42	6	3 November 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Sheila Hancock	Bloomers, Having my hair done, Beautiful thoughts, Manners, The thing I found in the attic, Spare time money making, Striking a happy medium, Beauty, charm
43	7	10 November 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Geraldine Jones	Interviewing a secretary, What to write on holiday postcards, Sad films, Charles the First, Flat hunting, Bending people to your will, Equal pay for women, Things to say to people on first acquaintance
44	8	17 November 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Fenella Fielding	Receiving compliments, Odds and ends, My worst fault, The advantages of being female, Bashfulness, When I was seven, My handicap, Soirees, What I find unpardonable
45	9	24 November 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Sheila Hancock	Appearing in public, Hippies, Scotch eggs, Creating a precedent, Dancing, Changing nappies, Signing my autograph, What I have been warned against, Chores
46	10	1 December 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly	What I most desire, Making passes, My forebears, Getting on with other people, Sensationalism, Grace, Books, How I enjoy myself, My briefcase
47	11	8 December 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Sheila Hancock	Watchdog, Creating, Things I've forgotten about, Wit, Talking sense, Slimming, My first crush, Straining spaghetti Through a tennis racquet
48	12	15 December 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Moira Lister	Hot dogs, Being a mother, Curing a cold, The things that some people get up to, Taking a Turkish bath, What can be crammed into a minute, Frogs, Being sent up, Getting a break
49	13	22 December 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Sheila Hancock	Joy, The thoughts of Mao, Waffles, Wizardry, Fallacies, Fuzz
50	14	29 December 1969	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Miriam Karlin	Makeup, Empathy, Throwing a party, Absolute bliss, Tiddlywinks, Friendship, Lending a hand, Making coffee, Chocolate sponge
51	15	5 January 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Sheila Hancock	Bacchus, What sends me, How I feel, Drag, Putting a bold face on it, Arguing with a man, Strange customs, Free speech
52	16	12 January 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Aimi Macdonald	Policemen, Rubbish, Humming birds, My fans, My best points, Hair, Getting up in the morning, A fur tippet
53	17	19 January 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Sheila Hancock	False teeth, Crossing the Channel, Enthusiasm, Saving up, Giving a short address, Policewomen, My first boyfriend, Taking notes, The pleasures of hard work
54	18	26 January 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Diane Hart	Astrology, Common sense, Frightening people, Feminists, The Loch Ness monster, The finest human qualities, Keeping the peace, Serendipity, Having a field day
55	19	2 February 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Aimi Macdonald	Oliver Cromwell, My favourite springtime activity, Good plots, The ballet, What thrills me, Turning turtle, School plays, My other self
56	20	9 February 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Geraldine Jones	Constantinople, Tall stories, Plastic gnomes, Industrial espionage, My worst moment, Omelettes, Hamlet, Stupidity
57	21	16 February 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Nicholas Parsons, Sheila Hancock	The blarney stone, Magic, Laughter, Hobgoblins, Crumpets, Landladies, Taking risks, Gibberish
58	22	23 February 1970	Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Nicholas Parsons, Geraldine Jones	The alphabet, The film industry, Needing dough, Thespians, Feeding, Keeping up with the Joneses, Rubies, Carrier pigeons	′
59	23	2 March 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly	Passing the buck, Crossed lines, What happened to Anne of Cleves, Teabags, Leftovers, How to build an igloo, English literature	′
60	24	9 March 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Geraldine Jones	Hercules, Adventure, The Arabian nights, Making happy faces, When Father papered the parlour, Panic, The advantages of living, puns, What I'd do on the Moon	′
61	25	16 March 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly	Boswell, The Russian step, Luck, Foibles, Scruples, Girdles, Noodles, Brevity, nonchalance	′
62	26	23 March 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Denise Coffey	Breaking a code, The dodo, Being made up for a film, Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Gorillas, Madison Avenue, Tranquility, Faux pas	′
63	27	30 March 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Geraldine Jones	Romulus and Remus, Famous last words, My opinion, Hesitation, Repetition, Deviation, Auld Lang Syne, Gags, Anything	′

Series 5

Overall Episode	Series Episode	Air Date	Panelists	Topics	Reference
64	1	8 September 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Sheila Hancock	Demonectomy, Getting ready to go out, Slips, Irresponsibility, Songs I love, Cowboys and Indians, Chairing the show
65	2	15 September 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Sheila Hancock	Something for nothing, Having my photograph taken, Rose growing, Cold, Tuesday, Memorising names
66	3	22 September 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Sheila Hancock	The little people, Jumbo jets, Bernard Shaw, Keeping the peace, The perfect breakfast, Fibs I have told, What I shall leave out of my autobiography
67	4	29 September 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Sheila Hancock	A nice cup of tea, Sensationalism, Pleasure, Chips, Captain Cook, Bridge
68	5	6 October 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Denise Coffey	Polystyrene, My nighty, Strange noises, Aestheticism, Weddings I've been to, Doing the splits, Things worth writing on a wall, Ghost hunting
69	6	13 October 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Denise Coffey	Ironing my smalls, My favourite words, A hippopotamus's point of view, Nursery rhymes, The shed in our garden, The two gentlemen of Verona, Cramp, Music, Mythology
70	7	20 October 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Denise Coffey	Avoiding the bill in a restaurant, Leonardo da Vinci, Antiques, Reading teacups, My enthusiasm, My best conjuring trick, Knickerbocker glories, The birds and the bees
71	8	27 October 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Denise Coffey	Thrills, Weekends, Can't, Breaking records, Fallen arches, My ambition, Friday, Postman's knock
72	9	3 November 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly	Admirable virtues, Sex appeal, Staying happy, Witchcraft, Filibustering, Nell Gwynne, Coup de gras
73	10	10 November 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly	Avoiding income tax, Things that come through the post, Saturday night, Pins and needles, Books I read twice, Cigarettes, Ptolemy the First, Ham rolls
74	11	17 November 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly	Wine, Getting a word in edge-ways, Love, Emergencies, My hidden vice, Sneezing, Things I can do without, Revolutions
75	12	24 November 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly	What excites me, What to look for when buying a dog, Pulling a cork, Patriotism, Clock chimes, The invention I most approve, The snark
76	13	1 December 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Jacqueline MacKenzie	My cooker, Robespierre, Concealing mistakes, How I feel at this moment, Permissiveness
77	14	8 December 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Jacqueline MacKenzie	Panic, 12th birthdays, Occasions on which I wear earrings, The art of listening, Tidying out my drawers, Charlie, Sunday
78	15	15 December 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Joan Turner	Enjoying life, Henry the Eighth, My first car, Top notes, Exercise, Bubble and squeak, Age, Luck
79	16	22 December 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Liz Fraser	Stuffing your Christmas bird, Stocking fillers, Things I found in crackers, The fairy on the top of the Christmas tree, Mistletoe, Party games, Carol singing, Punch, Port
80	17	29 December 1970	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Katharine Whitehorn	Panache, Curing ham, Dogs I know well, Dieting, Sauce, Electricity, Custard pies
81	18	5 January 1971	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Prunella Scales	Astronomy, Passion, Lady MacBeth, Smoking in the kitchen, Reading under the bedclothes, My fancy, Magic
82	19	12 January 1971	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Sheila Hancock	Christmas party games, Getting ahead, Christmas pudding, First nights, Ticklish situations, Pulling a cracker, Christmas decorations, Showing off
83	20	19 January 1971	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Sheila Hancock	Modern art, Combinations, Dick Turpin, Politics, Drakes, Knowing my onions, How I grew my beard
84	21	26 January 1971	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Sheila Hancock	Snags of show business, Models, The worst thing that I ever did in my kitchen, Diving bells, Napoleon, Home movies, Pleasantries, Swallows
85	22	2 February 1971	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Sheila Hancock	Demonstrating, Medua, Sucking lemons, Delusions, Bugging, Getting to sleep, Golf, Garibaldi
86	23	9 February 1971	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly	Unblocking the kitchen sink, Aerobatics, Heinrich Schwartzberg, time, The last time I broke the law, Bravura
87	24	16 February 1971	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Andree Melly	Jellyfish, Rasputin, Japan, Fig leaves, Ludo, Old gentlemen, Elastic, Sentiment
88	25	23 February 1971	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud, Barbara Castle	Frederick the Great, Getting up early, Parties I enjoy, Chance, Plastics, Being misunderstood
89	26	2 March 1971	Kenneth Williams, Derek Nimmo, Clement Freud	Kenneth Williams, Clement Freud, Derek Nimmo, My funnybone, Joan of Arc, Getting into debt, Saying good-bye