User:Firebird000
 | This user lives in and hails from the U.S. State of Maryland. |
| Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex | This user prefers the cereal comma. |
| ’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
| WZ | This user lives in Splindid Isolation |
 .30-06 | Black crow 16 shells from a thirty-ought-six whittles this user into kindlin' † |
 | This user respects The Boss. |
| Obie | This user attends or attended Oberlin College. |
| GWU | This user attends or attended George Washington University |
 | This user is a graduate student in Science Policy. |
| BA | This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in Chemistry. |
 | This user lives, works, or plays in Washington, DC. |