As of today, Saturday May 8th 2021, I have decided I'm going to collect userboxes that are, in my opinion, funny, outlandish, and/or weirdly specific. These may or may not reflect me as a person, my views, yadda yadda. I just think they're funny, alright? Also, I find Wikipedia's rules for user pages/subpages to be extremely vague, so I apologize if creating this breaks any rules. Be warned that some of these may contain profanity. Also, I know that's not the right way to use "foreword" but I don't care.
This user prefers acomoclitism and the appearance of glabrousness, although he has not yet taken advantage of pubictopiary services offered by some beauty salons.