User:Fanianity123

Fanianity

What does Fanianity mean? Fanianity is a religion that worships ceiling, portable and floor fans. If you are part of the religion you are a Fanist. If you disrespect fans or do not like fans you are a fan-hater. There are two main symbols for Fanianity, the first is similar to the 'I heart NYC' symbol but instead it is 'I heart fans.' The second is a rainbow ceiling fan with a smiley face on it. Fanists are not forced to wear special attire but on occasions wear a black robe with the Fanianity symbols on it and hold a mini portable fan (the m'n'm kind.) Many people believe in Fanianity. There aren't many regulations for being apart of this religion you just have to appreciate fans. I dare not type this word but I have to in order to inform the people. All racists, sexist peoples, homophobes and Trump supporters are not welcome in this religion are not welcome in this religion as it goes against everything Fanianity stands for. Because of this all people of colour, race, age and gender (or not have a gender) are allowed and welcome to this religion. Air conditioners (eugh) are NEVER spoken of and in the RARE occasion this word is in need to be spoken of it is referred to as the 'ENEMY.' Fanianity is a REAL religion even though some people don't believe in it. You only need 3 people to start a religion and Fanianity has many supporters.