This page in a nutshell: Some fool who thinks she's funny fills up valuable space with userboxes, in lieu of an actual biography.
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Hello, you've reached my user page. Nice! This serves as a brief biography for my account. I'm 16 and from Tennessee, and edit Wikipedia when I have nothing better to do. Some of my interests include aviation, balisong flipping, psychonautics, and skateboarding.
I have not yet created any pages, but once I do, they will appear here.
That's about it. If you see a user of another website with this username, it's almost certainly me. Okay, go refresh the random article button!