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About Me
[edit]While Exacerbation may or may not be a vicious thespian hailing from a tropical island nearly twice the size of a desolate rock, or half that of a schooner, it is understood that she is a facial source of natural oil, and of recent, jokes of the same level. Unfortunately, she was viciously mauled by a transmitting radio while sunbathing, and now bears the horrible, unwashable traces of the past on her pink earnest skin, vowing revenge on the band of subteranneany pirates, who had purchased the radio for him as a hannukah gift.
Here, we can see a list of things Exacerbation is not:
- Bar of Soap
- Pygmy Shrew
- Gopher
- 2B Pencil
- Naughty Sorceress
- Bottle of Coke
- Kittens
- Robocop
- Prime real estate
- Heater
- An Elite Ballet Boxer
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Occupation
[edit]When she is not editing other people's pages on Wikipedia, Exacerbation engages in a law practice in which she sues the poor to extort impossible sums on behalf of incredibly rich old men.
Hobbies
[edit]Exacerbation likes:
- Talking
- Making money
- Reading
- Being an ass
- Reverting Vandalism on Wikipedia
Activities on Wikipedia
[edit]Other than fighting vandalism, Exacerbation also contributes wshenever she can to any article which she can think of. However, this is done on another account because accounts which revert vandalism often find themselves targets of vandals. Exacerbation also actively contributes on Uncyclopedia.
Vandalism, Edit Wars, Flaming, Trolling
[edit]Exacerbation hates vandalism with a vengeance. She does not tolerate any form of blanking, vandalism or obsessive flaming. She also does not like edit wars. Please, no edit wars.