User:Erik the Red 2/WikiHalibut
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Whack! For most minor missteps, errors, and general Wikipedia tom-foolery, a good old Whacking with a wet trout will suffice for getting the out-of-line user back on track. However, there are some cases where a mere WikiTrout won't suffice. For those special occasions, whack with a wet WikiHalibut instead! The WikiHalibut has the advantage of being flat, perfect for a good slap, and several pounds/feet larger than a trout. Have fun going fishing!