User:Endsorrow
<font=Palatino Linotype>Well... I'm Endsorrow. I don't have any Barn Stars (I wonder why?), and although I have edited Wikipedia constantly and mercilessly without a username for quite some time now, I've been far too lazy until recently to create one. I have no idea why. My interests include philosophy, and I am a philosopher in the original meaning of the word.
Please, say hello. Give me a quick greeting. I'm so desperately lonely...
Just kidding. Really! Why are you looking at me like that! I'm really a perfectly normal person with an active social life and coherently-thinking, well-organised mind, which is why I am both on Wikipedia and have spent nearly a year editing it anonymously. And no, I am not happy with my current username, and probably won't be happy with any. That, along with many other reasons, is probably why I haven't registered 'till now. There you go.
Now that you know something about me, I would like to know something about you. To best facilitate this, I will ask you a question. One, single question. You don't even need to answer!
The question is... Why are you reading this and not editing an article in need on Wikipedia?
Endsorrow... Haunting literary achievements. Seriously.
==ADVANCE THE CAUSE OF KNOWLEDGE==
Edit Wikipedia.