User:El Stubbso

El Stubbso is a ninja who serves under El Nacho. He is known as El Nacho's right hand man, because he so much more awesome than anyone in the known universe (except for his Überness, El Nacho).

El Stubbso was born on the 24/3/92. He was of such great importance that an evil race of ninja-killing robots attempted to kill him when he was born. Although the robots had mastered space and time travel, and their ability to harness pure energy was unparalleled, they were defeated by a mere chain-link fence, as the robots did not have arms, having discarded them long ago for a second pair of legs. Thus the newborn hero could escape from the robots over the fence. He escaped unaided as his Über powers were more than enough to allow him to escape, dispite being 20 minutes old.

Three years later El Stubbso mastered the art of time travel, earning him the title of ninja. He would then go on to have many notable acheivements, including being the only being to have successfully eaten their own head, and figuring out how to slice bread using only a water cooler bottle.

More than ten years later he would meet El Nacho, his future mentor. They would then set up the ninjanogakkou, a school for training new ninjas. so far, the ninjanogakkou has not trained any ninjas, as the students prefered to be trained by "professionals" with "training".

El Stubbso recently formed his own country with El Nacho, which has the world's first 3-Dimentional flag (a dodecahedron). This country should be easy to find on any new map,(made in the last few minutes) but if you do not have access to a map this new, simply ask any reliable geography teacher. If they say that it does not exist, they are either Mr Hutton, who has been sworn to a vow of secrecy about the country's location, or they are a very poor geography teacher. Some of the notable locations in this country include Mount Trousers, Lake Explosion and the Burning Lakes.