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[edit]ClueBot is not a swearing machine
[edit]He has bad words in his coding because it helps him find bad words to be corrected. Don't start spamming him saying OMG OMG U SWORRRRR IM TELLIN JIMBO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH because Jimbo won't take a blind bit of notice. So don't do it.
Cluebot is not a super genius
[edit]Just 'cos he has fancy code doesn't mean ClueBot is a genius. In fact, come to think of it ClueBot is pretty dumb. BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT HE WAS DESIGNED FOR. ClueBot was designed to seek vandalism and destroy it. Don't try to get him to do edits for you while you drink your Coke/Coffee/Tea/Primordial Space Goop, because he is not capable of doing that.
Cluebot is not sick
[edit]Sure, it says 'Neo-Nazi' in his code, but only to stop spamming. He does not disrespect ideologies. He just wants to stop Wikipedia from being an advertising vehicle like McKids.
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[edit]Cluebot is not HAL 9000
[edit]ClueBot may sometimes go mad from a tiny bit of code, but he is not a super-intelligent computer which spontaneously goes insane like HAL 9000. ClueBot is only there as a police force dude guy man thing jigger fart vomit crud blah bot. He FARTS in your general direction if you are a vandal (I'm lookin' at you WOnW!) He will not suck you into outer space and kill you. He will only remove a bit of idiotic text. Cluebot is not HAL 9000.