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Languages

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

USThis user uses American English.

Ңﮞћ?	This user frequently edits pages written in languages s/he doesn't understand.

du-1This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

BSThis user can speak Bullshit.

gb-0This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.

LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

PC-0This user is politically incorrect, and will use common sense and speak plainly rather than tripping all over himself trying to be inoffensive.

fr-½Cet(te) user sucks au French.

I would certainly like to think this is pretty self-explanatory, but here goes:

• English. Duh.

• Specifically, American English. Sorry, but I don't like extra "u"s. :P

• I'm almost as involved in non-English projects as I am on the English ones.

• While it certainly isn't my greatest accomplishment, I'm proficient enough with dumbass to, if not carry on a conversation, at least comprehend it.

• On the flipside, I can bullshit like nobody's business.

• I hate gibberish, which is a shame, since I live in Nashville, and sometimes have clumsy attempts at communication thrust upon me by locals.

• Me fail English? That's unpossible!

• Fuck political correctness.

• "Mon français n'est pas très bien" is the only phrase I can say.