User:Droid248

Zander Wesley Ubsdell

Zander Ubsdell is a South-African male, living in Gauteng (he didn't want to give his exact location due to recent stalkers) If you haven't heard about Zander Ubsdell, then there is only one question i want to ask you... WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST 18 YEARS??? Zander is one of the sexiest people out there, he doesn't sing "I'm sexy and I know it", he sings I'm sexy and the entire world knows it" Zander Ubsdell is so beautiful that he needs to fight off girls and men away, these men and women being stalkers, fans or sometimes just random people admiring him.

Zander Ubsdell is truly one handsome AF dude, not only is Zander known worldwide for his looks, but also his stupid, yet funny jokes, for example: why do we tell actors to break a leg? - Because every play needs a cast!! LOL or: What's the best part about Switzerland? - I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!! HAHA

The person writing this is definitely NOT Zander, I am one of his many stalkers. Thank you for reading about the best person to ever live.