User:Dr. Fredrich Wollard

Dr. Fredrich G.L. Wollard, is an American-born physics professor from the University of Louisville. Wollard specializes in Thermodynamics, but also teaches classical mechanics and electromagnetic theory. Other than a doctorate in physics, Wollard has an undergraduate degree in military science and physical fitness. Currently, he is studying to obtain a degree in process engineering.

Fredrich's father is Alfred Wollard, a famous German rocket designer during the Cold War.

Dr. Wollard is also gay! On top of that, he leaves giant footprints that lead back to him and his roommate when he screws with high school pages.

Dr. Wollard is a professional and deals with criticism very well. Personal attacks will never deter the honesty or truth that is Dr. Wollard.

Internet Attack and Interview on CNN

In late April and early May 2007, the highly respected and highly appreciated Dr. Fredrich Wollard has been wrongly accused of editting high school pages (including North Oldham) on Wikipedia. In a recent interview with CNN correspondants Wollard addressed the issue, "In the recent months, a group of teenage vandals have accessed my Wikipedia account and edited several high school pages. I am sorry for any inconvenience this has caused anyone." When asked if he read any of the subarticles published on North Oldham's page, Wollard replied, "Yes, I have read them... and they are indeed masterfully written. I wish I could take credit for the audecity in which they were written. However, I am a physicist, not a writer! At any rate, it was not me!"

Since Wollard's name has been popping up around the internet because of the Wikipedia scam, he has thought about withdrawing his Wikipedia membership and retiring from online article publishing. He closed his interview with, "Right now, I just need to sit down and think real hard about my future. I don't know what I want to do yet."

Wollard (If you really are a professor) isn't there some new science thing for you to discover?