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Don Donald Duck
[edit]Don Donald Duck is the person that cartoon character Donald Duck is based on.
Don Duck was born on the 12/12/1912, and recently celebrated his 105th birthday with a party for 7,543 guests at the top of the Blackpool Tower, guests being invited to attend from 3.42am on the day. The Party lasted all of 11 minutes, and is considered one of the greatest birthday celebrations in history.
His Fortune
[edit]Don Duck made is fortune in numerous industries. He started off by selling coals to Newcastle, and branched out into selling snow to Siberia and Alaska, as well as many ski resorts around the world, ice to Antarctic research stations and watermelons to dolphins. He later moved into fruit growing on an industrial scale, when he opened a seaweed factory on Nepal, which became a very successful venture, and as a result, 99.2% of all health spas that offer seaweed baths use products from this factory.
Orange Blueberries
[edit]One of the most unusual and successful fruits that have become available through Don Duck's fruit farms is the Orange Blueberry. The fruit tastes strongly of satsuma and trout, it grows in the shape of a rugby ball and is about 290cm long when fully grown.
The Future
[edit]Don Donald says he has no plans to to retire for the foreseeable future, though he says he has plans to slow down a little before he reaches his 154th birthday, by reducing his working day from 19 hours 44 minutes, to 19 hours and 43 minutes.