User:DogSoldier05

About me xD

"We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive voice to the active voice - that is, until we stop saying "It got lost," and say "I lost it.""

My nickname is DogSoldier, you can call me Tady, or Tads -_- like Čuki calls me -_-' Anyway, I live in a purple brick up on my friend's roof, in my spare time I enjoy annoying the living Hell out of people and eat fungi. Hope you'll want to me meet me in person. Who knows, I just might be your neighbor ... *clears throat* xD My friend is Čuki, she lives in an orange flower pot xD she also throws up in one *nods* xD

Few favorite quotes ... from Married ... with Children

Married with Children is just the best TV series I've ever seen. Al Bundy is teh best!! Enjoy the quotes, I crack up every time I read them xD

I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare.

"I am Marcy Darcy here on behalf of the Coalition for the Esthetically Challenged." "Challenged? I'd say defeated, exiled and left for dead!"

Show them, as only you can, that the female body is not to be appreciated, but to be feared, reviled and in the case of most of you, kept totally covered at all times.

"Why don't you ever rock me, Al?" "'Cause I'd rather stone you."

Well, according to my research, the cost of raising a baby from birth to college is approximately seven hundred and eighty thousand dollars. Thanks to my actually selling a shoe last week, I'm proud to say we're now just short seven hundred eighty thousand dollars. Thank you.

Peg, this is your birthday, please don't make me kill you!

Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes.

I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep,can't bury my wife in the backyard.

Everybody, I have an announcement. Your happiness... sickens me. Everybody but me is looking at good times. But for me it's been one long continuous year since I got married. Actually, one long month. Helluary.

I'll be going. Don't bother to get the elevator, I'll just jump out the window.

I Care, by Al Bundy. When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitcher's on the mound and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays. I swear.

Feed me, or feed me to something. I just want to be part of the food chain.

Bud, I'm gonna kill you and then I'm gonna bury you alive.

"Did you miss me?" "With every bullet, so far."

"Hello, Peg." "How did you know it was me?" "Because I actually heard God laugh."

Al: I'd rather slam my nose in a car door. I'd rather have a proctologist named Dr. Hook. I would rather watch Roseanne Barr do a striptease than take these little booger machines camping.