Hello I am Doberman Pharaoh. I would update this with pretty boxes and info about myself but I honestly can't be bothered.
I have a popular channel running on YouTube under the name Zorlance, where I film myself playing games in a humorous yet informative fashion, otherwise known as Let's Play.
I do quite a lot of editing on Wikipedia, mainly football related articles and mainly about players themselves. I concentrate a lot on infoboxes and updating transfers and appearances as they happen. I let other people write the bulk of articles and concentrate more on the tidying up and the sorting of them. I also edit mostly when I'm at work, it's my excuse.
I, quite sadly, support Newcastle United, and am also a fan of Wycombe Wanderers (hometown team). As such I monitor these two clubs quite closely and do my best to actually improve players articles for these teams.
The Working Man's Barnstar
For tirelessly updating the stats of what seems like every footballer who has an article. Everywhere I turn, I see Doberman Pharaoh: "Updated club stats". – Toon(talk) 18:24, 29 December 2008 (UTC)