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what are shaved apples??? well i'm here to provide the correct definition.

Shaved apples/applery

Shaved apples/ applery are fruit of the gods. Hand shaved by Albanian princes and crafted by jesus himself, and handled by the holiest man (Pope Jorge Mario Bergolio) and only shaved in months July and February. Once shaved, these apples can only be eaten when the consumer has sang the shaved apple song and only then may he/she/it/Frog consume.

Noun: Shaved apple Plural noun: Fruit of the gods

Origin: Consumed by gods and made by Albanian princes, only the finest shaved apples can be consumed and whom shall consume thy except the highest class.

definition

Peoples or personals who are particularly fond of apples peeled and have an interest in the great Herbie.

Examples:

“stop with this shaved appelry angus”

“Man, I’m really craving some of them oblong 436° rectangular :sparkles:holy:sparkles: slightly shaved with lynx shaving cream fruit of the gods apple.”

“At brudda set me some peng ting shaved apple innit or man will get the herbster on u.”

“Hello kind sir, may I interest thy in some deluxe shaved apples freshly imported form Italian vine yards in the countryside of Rome?”

Synonym: peeled apple, shaved object e.g fruits such as apples, the holy apple, the forbidden shaved fruit, the apple apple.

Adjectives: hard and green shaved apples, large shaved apples, peng shaved apples, large shaved apples, tart shaved apples, large greening shaved, never thin shaved apples, chopped with butter, withered russet, nice tart, rosy, withered, tart, juicy, jelly baked, charming mellow, medium-sized sour, hideous baked, green tart, rotten russet, favorite southern, stewed or baked, tart.

Pronouns: M.Shaved, Mr.Shaved shavey, mc shaved, those shaved things, the herbster Over there, it was green.

Connectives: shave, shaved, shaveness, shaveless, shaved with ridged edges, non shaved, how was it shaved, in what circumstances was Herbie consuming the moist apples.

Other punctuation: Apple Cells, Apple of the shaved, Herbie’s Scrumptious Apples

Founders

The founders of the shaved apples are Jess (owner of gorg) also known as Feman bcs she is feman.

Another founder is Gorg who is a superior being and has the divine rights of kings and can execute whomever Gorg chooses.

One other founder is The Herbster who basically came up with this whole thing,

And also Angus who is epic roblox YouTuber and his channel is https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqUbceaQussD67vaCySREfQ