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Hurricane Joer

Category 37 catastrophic hurricane (ELS/GHC)
Hurricane Joer at peak intensity on November 23, 2132
Formed	October 22, 2118
Dissipated	January 21, 2137
(Extratropical after December 28, 2136)
Highest winds	1-minute sustained: 2335 km/h (1450 mph)
Lowest pressure	206 hPa (mbar); 6.08 inHg
Fatalities	2.3 trillion total
Damage	$689.78 duotrigintillion (2118 USD) (Costliest in solar system)
Areas affected	Earth, Venus, Mars
Part of the 2118-2137 Galactic hurricane season(s)

Hurricane Joer is the most powerful and longest lasting tropical cyclone ever known within the milky way galaxy. It is an example of stupidity and category 37. It shattered records due to ideal favorable conditions year round. Originating from a tropical wave, rare atmospheric behavior boosted sea surface temperatures, causing rapid intensification with the next year. Joer had a another shock of rapid intensification due the explosion of Neptune and the formation of another solar system's heat. It is the reason of a new number. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U MESS WITH CLIMATE CHANGE. it is the first tropical cyclone to shock computers and hack them with memes. a majority of them caused cancer due to cringe.

Meteorological history

Hurricane Joer originated from a tropical wave that emerged off the coast of Africa on October 19, 2118. Low wind shear behavior and unusually warm sea surface temperatures led to the formation of tropical depression 6n75 on October 22. The Galactic Hurricane Center (GHC) subsequently began issuing advisories on the system. Unusual atmospheric behavior led to wind shear enhancing the development of the system. By October 23, the system was assigned the name Joer after rapidly intensifying from a weak tropical depression to major hurricane status in a mere six hours. Sea surface temperatures warmed to 45 degrees Celsius due to major space center production, leading to extreme intensification. The next day, Joer was a category 7 hurricane with winds in excess of 300 mph and a pressure of 714 mbar. Over the next year and a half, the system continued to grow in size, covering the entirety of Earth.

An unprecedented wave of asteroids and comets approached the Earth in 2126 after Neptune exploded from an ultra-mega-uber freon blast that disrupted the core by sending its temperature to zero degrees Kelvin. In an effort to prevent widespread damage to life on Venus and Mars, the Galactic Weather Service (GWS) fired multiple plasma charges that turned the asteroids into rubble. The plasma blasts unintentionally heated the ice crystals in all the comets and asteroids, leading to the formation of a solar system atmosphere. The extreme heat allowed for Joer to expand beyond the reaches of Earth's atmosphere. Joer quickly strengthened into a category 30 hurricane with winds of over 1000 miles per hour and a pressure of 378 mbar.

Joer continued to expand, covering Venus and Mars by the year 2132. Ultimately, Joer peaked as a category 37 with winds of 1450 mph and a pressure of 206 mbar. In an attempt to prevent Joer from spreading to colonies on the moons of Jupiter and Saturn as well as stations on asteroids in the Kuiper Belt, the Galactic Military fired every ultra-mega-uber freon blast it had. Joer quickly weakened into a category 16 hurricane in November as the freon disrupted the system's core. Joer's eye was no longer visible as hurricane struggled to maintain its core. Joer subsequently began to shrink, falling below the troposphere of Earth as the solar system atmosphere dissipated. At this point, the Galactic Military dropped multiple freon blasts inside the center of the storm to disrupt it further. Joer began to lose convection and transitioned into an extratropical cyclone with winds of 160 mph on December 28, 2136 before dissipating on January 21 of the next year.

Preparations

Earth

Sea surface temperatures averaged 30 degrees Celsius before the space center industries boosted, no one expected any major damage whatsoever. However, rocket launches and space center production doubled the average temperatures on Earth. The temperatures melted glaciers and heated sea surface temperatures (don't pee in the ocean!). 24 hours prior to rapid intensification, the hurricane season was below average, causing no need for any protection.

Moon

Due to the intense heat of the new solar system and Joer bringing oxygen from earth beyond reach onto the moon, it melted into cheese after 5 years of extended exposure, it later melted into cheese.

Mars

Venus

Impacts

Earth

Moon

Mars

Venus

Hurricane Joer just five days prior to landfall on Venus