User:D-Day/You know you've been editing for too long on Wikipedia if...
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN EDITING ON WIKIPEDIA FOR TOO LONG IF...
- You put double square brackets around the most important words of a sentence.
- You refer to your mailbox as your "talk page."
- Your mom tells you to get off the computer, and she's been dead for 20 years.
- You run out of ideas for new articles, so you write one about your dog.
- Suddenly, your MySpace account just seems so childish.
- You draw userboxes when people ask you to describe your personality.
- You call your boss "Jimbo."
- You try to be NPOV about EVERYTHING.
- You put "wiki-" in front of common words.
- When you see graffiti on a wall, you immediately look for a "revert" button.
- Whenever you try to throw something out, you bring it up for deletion with your family.
- You call your enemies "Willy on Wheels."
- Whenever someone says a corny pun, you respond "That was a really bad joke and other deleted nonsense."
- Everything you know about HTML you learned from here.
- You don't know what your score is on the Are You a Wikipediholic? test because the computer can't count that high.
- You don't believe in God because you believe in Wikipedia.
- While bored in school, you draw an "edit this page" tab on a random page in your textbook.
- You attempt to edit your school textbook.
- You actually succeed.
- Instead of starting conversations with people, you create "talk pages."
- You are shocked to find that whales are actually a breed of large aquatic mammals.
- You dream in edit summaries.
- You start a subpage letting people know when they've been editing for too long.